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A person of said sexual preference to fuck anyone and anything with or without a pulse, including but not limited to large farm animals, living room furnature, sporting equipment, and dirty Mexicans.
I haven't fuck anything in five whole minutes! I'm going into epicsexul withdrawl!
If the bitch shoves a banana up her ass, she's an epicsexual.
If your man fucks around with other women, he's a ho. If he fucks other men too, he's bi. If he has a pocket pussy, keep him away from your cat. He's an epicsexual!
If the bitch shoves a banana up her ass, she's an epicsexual.
If your man fucks around with other women, he's a ho. If he fucks other men too, he's bi. If he has a pocket pussy, keep him away from your cat. He's an epicsexual!
by Jookity-Jook March 4, 2010
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