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Toast/Envelope Method 

An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you.

The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.

Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.

If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.

Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:

If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
I met my last 20 lady friends utilizing the Toast/Envelope Method. It's outrageously successful!
Related Words
Enval Envaltation envelope eval Evalyn Evalina evalynn endale enal evalea

Oreo-ental 

some one that is part black, white and oriental
Tiger Woods is the greatest "Oreo-ental" golfer in the world!
Oreo-ental by Bob Gruszka February 26, 2009

brown envelope

A euphemism for a bribe (UK).
Politicians don't do jack unless they get their brown envelopes!
brown envelope by KMorgan April 3, 2015
Evalisse is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. She's kind of badass but also is very intrusive with her feelings. If you get close to an Evalisse you're lucky; don't let her go. She hardy lets anyone in so don't take it for granted. If you're the friend of an Evalisse it means something special.
Evalisse likes skateboarding, soccer, and very few people.
Evalisse by p00dle May 27, 2015
"Evala" is expression in Bulgarian language used when praise or admire someone\something.
I am bulgarian and never heard of the above definition.
Hey, Anna! Evala. You are amazing.

Eeee. Evala, bro.

Evala to the government for doing such a great job.
Evala by Anukanna November 11, 2019

Pimp Envelope 

A mailing device used by pimps for both official and unofficial business. Usually made of paper and sealed with pimp juice.
After she swallowed too much pimp juice R Kelly sent his hoe a get well card in a pimp envelope.
Pimp Envelope by Lil' Wang August 22, 2010