Envaltation 

The state an entity has reached once obtaining infinite quantities of control and power over absolutely everything (indefinitely) in existence and not in existence.
The word is derived from a blend of the following words: unlimited, ultimate, infinite, evolution and preservation.

1. The evil wizard laughed at the princess and said, “today I am immortal tomorrow I will have envaltation. Then you won’t have a choice as to whether you love me or not.”
2. “Envaltation is a paradox in itself. If a person has gained envaltation and they then create an indestructible rock, can the envaltationist break the rock? If not, then the so called ‘envaltationist’ doesn’t have infinite power. If the rock isn’t able to be broken then they failed at creating an indestructible rock and therefore once again lack infinite power making the mere idea of it absurd. But don't let that stop you from striving for it."

Envaltation by Joxus August 12, 2015

unlimited evaluation

euphemism for kracked software or using someone else's software license.

I downloaded an unlimited evaluation of Maya from alt.binaries.mac.applications. Works great!

unlimited evaluation by bkdouble October 5, 2006

intercourse evaluation 

When a partner asks, "Was it good for you?" after intercourse. Like a course evaluation at the end of a class.

Guy 1: You didn't spend the night at her place?
Guy 2: No, I froze on the intercourse evaluation, so she kicked me out.

intercourse evaluation by resident alian April 23, 2009

premature evaluation 

When you've ordered something by mail &they are asking for your opinion/rating/etc. when you havebn't even got it yet!

I ordered a new sex toy from eBay & they're already bugging me to rate it. I haveb't even GOT it yet! Talk about premature evaluation!

premature evaluation by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 13, 2015

Premature Evaluation 

When a man does something hastily and quick because he is horny.

Damn she's hot, but I wish I would of known about Tammy Sue's step-brother Earl before I married her. Will they ever find a cure for premature evaluation?

Premature Evaluation by Mishpuka August 8, 2010

evaluation 

the making of a judgment about the amount, number, or value of something; assessment.
"the evaluation of each method"

we are going to do an evaluation of your mood today.

evaluation by sexisgreat7 January 4, 2020

peer evaluation

What happens when the teacher is too lazy to check your submissions, so instead your classmates have to do it for you. Usually done during English classes, especially during drafts.

Arrogant, Annoying, Over-condescending English Teacher: Everyone, once you are finished with your first drafts, give them to a buddy for peer evaluation!

Student: Why don't you do it yourself?

Arrogant, Annoying, Over-condescending English Teacher: This is for your own good, so that you guys can help each other and give suggestions

Student: Aren't you just lazy? Why you always lyinnnnn

peer evaluation by fuckenglishdepartment March 9, 2016