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enchanted acorn

The ultimate nut. The girl all the guys want to bang. It is in essence the holy grail of the search for pussy.
Friend 1: Your boy got his nut down in Texas.

Friend 2:Yea well he would fuck anything with two legs so im not surprised
Friend 1: yea your probably right. a far cry from the enchanted acorn most likely
enchanted acorn by king squirrel January 19, 2010

enchanted unicorn 

The enchanted unicorn is when a male tea bags a prone female, while sporting a hard on errection. The penis seemingly protrudes from the woman's forehead, as in a horn. Hence, an enchanted unicorn.
"Markham, I totally pulled the enchanted unicorn on your mom last night. She was magical!" said Zach.
To be completely spellbound and captivated by a girl, realizing she reaches levels deeper than you thought were there.

To realize she is the moon and the stars for someone not used to looking up.
He has known her for a relatively short time, although his esteem for her is limitless; he is enchanted by her.
Enchanted by Silvertonguedwordsmith September 13, 2017

Slanted and enchanted 

the combination of drinking alcohol and smoking marijuana
Theodore: Hey dude wanna get some beers?

Ralph: Does a lion poop in a zoo?!?!? Lets get some buds too

Theodore: Hell yeah lets get SLANTED AND ENCHANTED then hit the titty bar ;P

Enchanted Bitch

A girl who believes that her selfies are a divine gift from God and that all who witness them should be forever grateful of her gift.
Nikki Sterling is such an enchanted bitch! She was so rude today when I replied to her selfie with a (much better) selfie of my own!
Enchanted Bitch by Kittenpunch October 29, 2014

eggplanted 

When your roommate sends you an eggplant emoji that means your roommate is having sex in your room.
Person 1: Dude my roommate eggplanted me.
Person 2: Man, that sucks. Wanna chill in my room while they engage in sexual activities?
eggplanted by greenis October 9, 2015