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enchanted acorn
The ultimate nut. The girl all the guys want to bang. It is in essence the holy grail of the search for pussy.
Friend 1: Your boy got his nut down in Texas.
Friend 2:Yea well he would fuck anything with two legs so im not surprised
Friend 1: yea your probably right. a far cry from the enchanted acorn most likely
Friend 2:Yea well he would fuck anything with two legs so im not surprised
Friend 1: yea your probably right. a far cry from the enchanted acorn most likely
enchanted acorn by king squirrel January 19, 2010
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enchanted unicorn
The enchanted unicorn is when a male tea bags a prone female, while sporting a hard on errection. The penis seemingly protrudes from the woman's forehead, as in a horn. Hence, an enchanted unicorn.
"Markham, I totally pulled the enchanted unicorn on your mom last night. She was magical!" said Zach.
enchanted unicorn by Doubleblinddate April 1, 2011
Enchanted
To be completely spellbound and captivated by a girl, realizing she reaches levels deeper than you thought were there.
To realize she is the moon and the stars for someone not used to looking up.
To realize she is the moon and the stars for someone not used to looking up.
He has known her for a relatively short time, although his esteem for her is limitless; he is enchanted by her.
Enchanted by Silvertonguedwordsmith September 13, 2017
Slanted and enchanted
Theodore: Hey dude wanna get some beers?
Ralph: Does a lion poop in a zoo?!?!? Lets get some buds too
Theodore: Hell yeah lets get SLANTED AND ENCHANTED then hit the titty bar ;P
Ralph: Does a lion poop in a zoo?!?!? Lets get some buds too
Theodore: Hell yeah lets get SLANTED AND ENCHANTED then hit the titty bar ;P
Slanted and enchanted by sabatian eather December 15, 2012
Enchanted Bitch
A girl who believes that her selfies are a divine gift from God and that all who witness them should be forever grateful of her gift.
Nikki Sterling is such an enchanted bitch! She was so rude today when I replied to her selfie with a (much better) selfie of my own!
Enchanted Bitch by Kittenpunch October 29, 2014
eggplanted
Person 1: Dude my roommate eggplanted me.
Person 2: Man, that sucks. Wanna chill in my room while they engage in sexual activities?
Person 2: Man, that sucks. Wanna chill in my room while they engage in sexual activities?
eggplanted by greenis October 9, 2015
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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