Friend 2:Yea well he would fuck anything with two legs so im not surprised
Friend 1: yea your probably right. a far cry from the enchanted acorn most likely
The enchanted unicorn is when a male tea bags a prone female, while sporting a hard on errection. The penis seemingly protrudes from the woman's forehead, as in a horn. Hence, an enchanted unicorn.
"Markham, I totally pulled the enchanted unicorn on your mom last night. She was magical!" said Zach.