Enpig 

to make a pig of ones' self.

I don't mean to enpig myself, but I'm taking this whole bag of Dorritos into my room.

Enpig by Caffeinated Katie September 21, 2009

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma 

One of the greatest qoutes from the wisest mind of our generation. Other qoutes by him include "Who you calling Pinhead!" and "FINLAAAAAND!!!!". Genius.

Patrick- You may be an open book Spongebob, but I am a bit more complicated than that. The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma. (thought bubble appears showing the milk following down as the downfall of society, and how it screwed itself over by the fact that the milk fell by itself. The cloth resembles the high class of society, which carries the milk (society) and gets corrupted by the milk. The enigma is what caused the milk to fall in the first place? This some deep shit patrick)

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma by DROOOSE!!! January 22, 2012

beanie enlightenment 

when you discover where the beanies congregate

first theorised by buddist monks within the shanghai region and later confirmed by a research team lead by Isaac Rizzton, Charles Darrizz and Neil deGrizz Tyson

they found strong correlations between building subjects and the beanie population within the immediate vicinity

for example: physics has a 1:0 building to beanie ratio, however social studies ratio tends to infinity for the latter, limited only by the size of the building

Oscar: "went into the english building for the first time in a year and i think i made a wrong turn cause i ended up at beanie boulevard"
Tay: "i already know" *blows dust off old book and flips to blank page* "beanie enlightenment"
"have you got a pen i can borrow?"
Oscar: "yeman"
Tay:*writes Oscar's name into the ancient scripture*
Oscar: *Ascends*
Tay:"my time has come" *fades away*

beanie enlightenment by #needmeabeanie January 26, 2023

Period of Enlightenment 

The brief stretch of time just after a good morning shit, coinciding with ones morning coffee kicking in, that is characterized by peak mental illumination and a deep sense of physical bliss.

Jake waltzed out onto the deck, took a deep breath of the crisp morning air, plopped down in a recliner, kicked his feet up over the deck railing, clicked open the e-magazine on his iPad, took another sip of coffee, gazed off into nothingness, and sighed deeply as he entered his period of enlightenment.

Period of Enlightenment by SpacemanSpiff1969 October 15, 2012

epig 

Epig is epic but with a ‘g’ at the end instead of a ‘c’ and is also the superlative of epic. It is usually used in the same situations as epic but with a greater impact. You can add more g’s at the end to further intensify the word.

Luke: I just pulled the hottest girl in my class.
Danial: Epig
Luke: and she’s sleeping over at mine today!
Danial: Epiggggg

epig by [D-MAC] November 6, 2021

Epigasm 

The strange tingling feeling you get when you watch a video, commercial, or movie.

Guy: Morgan Freeman's voice gives me an epigasm

Epigasm by Mount 'n' Do Me February 21, 2010

EnrightBeats 

One of the dopest dubstep artists out there. His talent is better than skrillex, nero, and deadmau5 combined and his beats are unmatched. He was the one that put thugstep on the map and each of his songs are crack addicting.

Time to take my daily dose of EnrightBeats

EnrightBeats by kingk3050 August 2, 2012