Someone who is an engineer by trade but cannot pronounce words correctly due a numb tongue from licking stamps.
May often lick power tools instead.
May often lick power tools instead.
He's into Englneering - been on the slurp again.
Oh no, he's fallen over and cracked his tooth on the pavement, he's been at the stamps again.
Oh no, he's fallen over and cracked his tooth on the pavement, he's been at the stamps again.
by BlythMole June 13, 2018
Get the Englneering mug.An online homework program designed to rob college students of their hard-earned money and serve as a crutch for professors too lazy to write their own homework assignments or to teach. Its purpose, beyond making millions for the publishing company, is apparently to reduce the number of engineering graduates in the United States by utterly demoralizing and destroying their confidence in an effort to force them to drop the program and/or kill themselves.
I used up all but one attempt on this stupid Mastering Engineering problem, before I realized it had switched everything to kiloOhms instead of Ohms! And then I still got it wrong! FML!
by kypok April 16, 2012
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Get the ENGINEERINUITY mug.Having to make due with what you have, because you know you won't be getting anything else. Creations that aren't sophisticated or pretty but they get the job done.
The system of cables they use to move cut timber down the mountain has got to be the ultimate in hillbilly engineering.
by knowman March 30, 2008
Get the hillbilly engineering mug.The number one cause for depression and suicide in engineering students. This program is so incompetent Satan wouldn't even use it to punish the damned because he wouldn't have the patience to input the 30 letter and number sequence to open the account. See also Mastering Chemistry, Mastering Physics, Mastering literally insert anything here. They're all equally crap.
"My professor assigned us Mastering Engineering this semester."
"That's rough buddy *ties you a noose*"
"That's rough buddy *ties you a noose*"
by Imjustnotfeelinguptoitrightnow May 1, 2016
Get the Mastering Engineering mug.1) Hardest of the engineering disciplines and probably the hardest undergrad major ever. By the time you are three years into it, you'll hear strange noises at night and get increasingly paranoid. Some go insane or so the legends tell.
2) making other majors sound worthless
3) intense rape
2) making other majors sound worthless
3) intense rape
Dude 1: "What's your major man?"
Dude 2: "Chemical Engineering"
Dude 1: "...how long do you think you'll last?"
Dude 2: "Chemical Engineering"
Dude 1: "...how long do you think you'll last?"
by intenseflowrate October 23, 2013
Get the chemical engineering mug.During undergraduate engineering studies, a 3.0 grade point average is as large an accomplishment as a 4.0 in a liberal arts education.
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