The act of forward-thinking logic to guide a Husband to thinking and doing the right thing, using brilliant RainMan level David Letterman type conversation techniques to tie-together prior conversations with current excuses...
Erin used Wife-Eneering to enlighten husband to visit his sister to deliver Xmas presents, cause he travelling in area anyway...
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).