A Jizz Chasm is the person that steals a Gillygut's last Meat Missile during a lakeside Pickle Baller orgy.
That sombitch Rusty Kuntz just Jizz Chasm'd the last hot dog... i should smack my paddle up side his yap dipper
by Chilifart April 10, 2024
Dolly Parton-esque inflatables that capture the essence of Murkishly freaky sized intertubes, to assist one's endeavour to gain acceptance of the Gillyguts on the beaches for Meat Missile nights.
Dude, those Ginormous Ta Ta's will surely get us past the Orgy Flugger's guarding the Beach Head... Gillyguts are toasting Foot-Longers, and we're about to get caught in the rain !... Give her the $20 and let her tickle yer nuts... i got a PickleBall tournament tomorrow at Noon !
by Chilifart November 24, 2023
An overweight weekend sports warrior that only plays games where the tools of the sport can be used right after the game for sex play.
That Gillygut Pickle Baller really knows how to transition from Great Ball Play, to Dominatrix style sex fun
by Chilifart August 14, 2023
A jovial father figure with an ample mid-section, a Gillygut is usually first to arrive and last to Pass Out. Displays "Flugger"-type tendencies... Spins Meat Missiles outdoors on warm summer eve's... Loves long walks on the beach, Pina Colada's, and getting caught in the rain.
Lets head to the lake kids, the Gillygut's have probably gathered... they'll be spinning Meat Missiles for everyone and drinking Pina Colada's aplenty
by Chilifart August 14, 2023
by Chilifart August 10, 2023