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The act of forward-thinking logic to guide a Husband to thinking and doing the right thing, using brilliant RainMan level David Letterman type conversation techniques to tie-together prior conversations with current excuses...
Erin used Wife-Eneering to enlighten husband to visit his sister to deliver Xmas presents, cause he travelling in area anyway...
by Chilifart December 4, 2025
Get the WIFE-ENEERING mug.A jovial father figure with an ample mid-section, a Gillygut is usually first to arrive and last to Pass Out. Displays "Flugger"-type tendencies... Spins Meat Missiles outdoors on warm summer eve's... Loves long walks on the beach, Pina Colada's, and getting caught in the rain.
Lets head to the lake kids, the Gillygut's have probably gathered... they'll be spinning Meat Missiles for everyone and drinking Pina Colada's aplenty
by Chilifart August 13, 2023
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Padre enjoyed the Vintage Nuclear Red from the garage, then moved inside to the Fireplace to warm his Onion Ensemble, and Nostalgicly sip the 'Wawa Juice, telling tales of his online adventures Doom Scrolling Somali Uprisings
by Chilifart December 11, 2025
Get the NOSTALGICLY mug.An overweight weekend sports warrior that only plays games where the tools of the sport can be used right after the game for sex play.
That Gillygut Pickle Baller really knows how to transition from Great Ball Play, to Dominatrix style sex fun
by Chilifart August 13, 2023
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Get the Maggot bagger mug.Dolly Parton-esque inflatables that capture the essence of Murkishly freaky sized intertubes, to assist one's endeavour to gain acceptance of the Gillyguts on the beaches for Meat Missile nights.
Dude, those Ginormous Ta Ta's will surely get us past the Orgy Flugger's guarding the Beach Head... Gillyguts are toasting Foot-Longers, and we're about to get caught in the rain !... Give her the $20 and let her tickle yer nuts... i got a PickleBall tournament tomorrow at Noon !
by Chilifart November 23, 2023
Get the Ginormous mug.A Jizz Chasm is the person that steals a Gillygut's last Meat Missile during a lakeside Pickle Baller orgy.
That sombitch Rusty Kuntz just Jizz Chasm'd the last hot dog... i should smack my paddle up side his yap dipper
by Chilifart April 10, 2024
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