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enema bag
A person who has surpassed the moniker of a "douche bag". These people are the cream of the crop / elite of "douche bags" and deserve a unique, differentiating term for them, like "executive douche bag". Any random person can be a "douche bag", but enema bags are mired in their own sense of self importance in the world.
That enema bag dude in the skinny, bejeweled jeans, was trying to tell me his theory on stock market technical analysis and couldn't have been more incorrect. I think he should spend more time tanning and less time trying to impress others with failed theories.
enema bag by Davester75 August 1, 2012
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Enela • England • England is my city • enema • Engla • england vs america • emela • Elelan • enclave • enea
England is my city
A famous saying by a fat and famous historical poet named Nick Crompton.
This quote was first created and sought out as historical in 2017.
This quote was first created and sought out as historical in 2017.
Nick Crompton: England is my City!!!
Girls:Panties drop because they´re suddenly filled with a lot of knowledge
Girls:Panties drop because they´re suddenly filled with a lot of knowledge
England is my city by Importantquotes.org June 11, 2017
public-enema
also: 'public-enema #2' \ when citizens riot in the streets in order to purge unjust government regulations, or to expunge a corrupt administration .
Outcry over the phoney election results has led to the biggest public-enema yet seen in that country.
public-enema by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 19, 2010
Enclair
Enclair is a beautiful person. She is always smiling, and kind to everyone. It doesn't make a difference to her if they are online or not. Enclair loves to make friends, although she finds it difficult. She will even wait forever for a friend that left or betrayed her, no matter how sad she was. Enclair is very shy, too, but once you get to know her, she will keep you in her heart forever. She is extremely creative, with an extraordinary imagination that could never be expressed. Enclair is artistic, but never admits it. She is also gorgeous, but doesn't see it in herself. Always thinks of others before herself. Even if the weight of the world was on her, she would rather help you than herself.
Meeting an Enclair is a once in a lifetime chance. Don't let her go.
Meeting an Enclair is a once in a lifetime chance. Don't let her go.
Enclair was so nice to me!
The city of England
Where our lord and saveior Nick Crompton is from and is Litty unlike the trump worshiping zombies across the Antlantic
The city of England by The_Smug_One September 28, 2017
New England brown lobster
The act of performing oral sex on another individuals anus using melted butter to improve taste and a lobster bib to avoid unnecessary messes. Inspired by the traditional consumption method of a New England lobster.
Danny— “How was your trip to Cape Cod?”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”
New England brown lobster by TdogW October 12, 2018
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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