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Endzoned 

The hollow feeling of having gotten exactly what you wanted, only to learn that it didn’t make you happy.
After having gotten his 1st girlfriend he felt endzoned.
Endzoned by SaikoRyder December 13, 2021
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Endzoned 

The empty feeling you get when you got what you thought you wanted but you learned it didn’t make you happy
“Dude you got everything you’ve wanted”
Yea but it’s not what I need. I feel endzoned”
Endzoned by Endzoned creator December 6, 2021

Endzoned 

The hollow feeling of
having gotten exactly what
you thought you wanted
only to learn that it didn't
make you happy
My friend finally got the car that he’s always wanted, you’d think he’d be really happy. Turns out he endzoned
Endzoned by Rando_the_bando December 7, 2021

friend zone to endzone 

The phenomenon of a male succeeding in getting out of the dreaded friend zone and actually getting the girl. There are currently believed to be 2 cases of this in recorded history.
"Dude, are you two together?"
"Yep, been dating for a month now."
"But I could have sworn she friend zoned you."
"She did, but I got out of there and into the end zone, dude."
"Friend zone to endzone, nice. But how the -"
"Don't ask, I daren't."

endzone dance 

The celebratory ritual of dance, preformed by football players after scoring a touchdown.
Terrell Owens performed a ridiculously absurd endzone dance, despite his team trailing by 3 touchdowns.
endzone dance by Michael Vincent August 19, 2007

endzone dance party 

A major dance party where only a select few are invited to attend
Hey man did you get invited to charles endzone dance party? It's about to be lit
endzone dance party by Mustycharles November 13, 2015

endzone friendzoned 

When you succeed to make a big play or gesture to impress someone, yet the romantic relationship does not occur.
Olivia Munn flirted with John Mulany while he was in rehab, but once he left his wife, Olivia endzone friendzoned him by opting to "dial things back."
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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