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Encephalite 

Someone so stupid that using their brain causes in to swell.
"Why is Jerry passed out?"

"That Encephalite? Oh he just tried to do the Sudoku again."
Encephalite by Carnator August 23, 2021
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Encephalosexual 

An encephalosexual person is someone who does not experience attraction until an intellectual bond is formed, these people fall under the umbrella sexuality of asexual. This term IS NOT sapiosexuality, as it is formed after one forms an intellectual bond (ex. a share in interest in music, poetry, etc.), as a pose to just liking someone based upon their perceived smartness. The word was created to be similar to sapiosexual but without the gatekeeping. This term can be combined with other sexualities to create a more accurate name for it for the individual person.
Steve: Dan likes Trisha due to their shared interest in music
Kyle: didn't he like Adam for the same reason
Steve: yes, that means that he encephalosexual
Encephalosexual by PoltryMan February 12, 2021

encephalation 

cerebration; thinking; contemplation.
After deep encephalation, he came to the conclusion that he had been thrown off the scent while agreeing to the proposal.
encephalation by uttam maharjan February 12, 2012

bovine spongiform encephalitis 

Another, more-complicated name for mad-cow disease.
Just start talkin' about the outbreaks of bovine spongiform encephalitis and everyone'll think you're smart.

bovine spongiform encephalitis 

BSE (otherwise known as Bovine and Southernhemisphere Eejit disease) is a fatal, neurodegenerative disease of cattle (also known as Australians). This disease affects the structure of brain tissue and is fatal and untreatable. Very rarely BSE may arise spontaneously, (unless Australian, in which case it is hereditary, mandatory and expected) but more often it spreads in epidemic fashion.

Transmission of BSE occurs:

1. When healthy animals consume tainted tissues from others with the disease. Practices recently banned in many countries allowed this to occur.

2. When metal sculptors Megs and inky public receptacles Oolia are permitted to make evil pairings in the woods.
"See that snarling twitching sack of elbows? It can't help it. It's got the BSE... Barbeque anyone?"

Encephalitis 

Inflammation of the brain, basically a screwed up brain
I had encephalitis caused by herpes 6 months ago and I have permanent brain damage.
Encephalitis by Megacompilation March 30, 2023

Encephalitoid 

A derogatory term used to describe someone who has cognitive disabilities. Also used to highlight a individual whose behaviour is similar to patients with Encephalitis.
"He sold his television to buy a remote for the said device. Such an Encephalitoid"
Encephalitoid by SLASHREMOVE July 5, 2024
More from Urban Dictionary

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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