Encephalite 

Someone so stupid that using their brain causes in to swell.

"Why is Jerry passed out?"

"That Encephalite? Oh he just tried to do the Sudoku again."

Encephalite by Carnator August 23, 2021

Encephalosexual 

An encephalosexual person is someone who does not experience attraction until an intellectual bond is formed, these people fall under the umbrella sexuality of asexual. This term IS NOT sapiosexuality, as it is formed after one forms an intellectual bond (ex. a share in interest in music, poetry, etc.), as a pose to just liking someone based upon their perceived smartness. The word was created to be similar to sapiosexual but without the gatekeeping. This term can be combined with other sexualities to create a more accurate name for it for the individual person.

Steve: Dan likes Trisha due to their shared interest in music
Kyle: didn't he like Adam for the same reason
Steve: yes, that means that he encephalosexual

Encephalosexual by PoltryMan February 12, 2021

encephalation 

cerebration; thinking; contemplation.

After deep encephalation, he came to the conclusion that he had been thrown off the scent while agreeing to the proposal.

encephalation by uttam maharjan February 12, 2012

bovine spongiform encephalitis 

Another, more-complicated name for mad-cow disease.

Just start talkin' about the outbreaks of bovine spongiform encephalitis and everyone'll think you're smart.

bovine spongiform encephalitis by Orion December 31, 2004

bovine spongiform encephalitis 

BSE (otherwise known as Bovine and Southernhemisphere Eejit disease) is a fatal, neurodegenerative disease of cattle (also known as Australians). This disease affects the structure of brain tissue and is fatal and untreatable. Very rarely BSE may arise spontaneously, (unless Australian, in which case it is hereditary, mandatory and expected) but more often it spreads in epidemic fashion.

Transmission of BSE occurs:

1. When healthy animals consume tainted tissues from others with the disease. Practices recently banned in many countries allowed this to occur.

2. When metal sculptors Megs and inky public receptacles Oolia are permitted to make evil pairings in the woods.

"See that snarling twitching sack of elbows? It can't help it. It's got the BSE... Barbeque anyone?"

bovine spongiform encephalitis by Ooolia October 15, 2004

Encephalitis 

Inflammation of the brain, basically a screwed up brain

I had encephalitis caused by herpes 6 months ago and I have permanent brain damage.

Encephalitis by Megacompilation March 30, 2023

Encephalitoid 

A derogatory term used to describe someone who has cognitive disabilities. Also used to highlight a individual whose behaviour is similar to patients with Encephalitis.

"He sold his television to buy a remote for the said device. Such an Encephalitoid"

Encephalitoid by SLASHREMOVE July 5, 2024