Just start talkin' about the outbreaks of bovine spongiform encephalitis and everyone'll think you're smart.
by Orion December 31, 2004
Get the bovine spongiform encephalitismug. BSE (otherwise known as Bovine and Southernhemisphere Eejit disease) is a fatal, neurodegenerative disease of cattle (also known as Australians). This disease affects the structure of brain tissue and is fatal and untreatable. Very rarely BSE may arise spontaneously, (unless Australian, in which case it is hereditary, mandatory and expected) but more often it spreads in epidemic fashion.
Transmission of BSE occurs:
1. When healthy animals consume tainted tissues from others with the disease. Practices recently banned in many countries allowed this to occur.
2. When metal sculptors Megs and inky public receptacles Oolia are permitted to make evil pairings in the woods.
Transmission of BSE occurs:
1. When healthy animals consume tainted tissues from others with the disease. Practices recently banned in many countries allowed this to occur.
2. When metal sculptors Megs and inky public receptacles Oolia are permitted to make evil pairings in the woods.
"See that snarling twitching sack of elbows? It can't help it. It's got the BSE... Barbeque anyone?"
by Ooolia October 15, 2004
Get the bovine spongiform encephalitismug. Also known as "brain-to-body mass ratio", this term commonly abbreviated as EQ refers to the ratio between the actual or measured brain size of a species to the size predicted in reference to its body mass. Please note that modern humans (Homo sapiens) have an EQ between 6 and 7, meaning that our brain mass is typically 6 times greater than that of a typical mammal.
Did you know that humans have an EQ (encephalization quotient) of 6 to 7? That means our brains are way bigger than what you’d expect for our body size, which helps explain why we’re so good at thinking outside the box.
by Emotional Cruiser October 14, 2025
Get the encephalization quotientmug. The phenomenon where humans have largest encephalization quotient (brain-to-body mass ratio), second only to dolphins. This reflects the intricate interplay of evolutionary pressures that favored larger brains for social interaction, problem-solving, and adaptability. This cognitive capacity has enabled humans to thrive in diverse environments and develop complex cultures, distinguishing humans from many other species.
The encephalization of humans compared to other species is fascinating; it shows how our brains evolved to handle complex social lives and problem-solving skills, giving us a distinct edge.
by Emotional Cruiser October 14, 2025
Get the encephalizationmug. Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is a rare and severe chronic clinical disease symptoms usually lead to pain scale level: 10 and agonizing death. Subjects experiencing the illness often lay report pain all over the abdominal cavity and extreme pain in the cranium internally.
All further data of the disease have been redacted for the sake of patient confidentiality.
All further data of the disease have been redacted for the sake of patient confidentiality.
“Patient experienced ‘Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum’ during surgery.”
“It is advised not to touch the body of patients with Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum.”
“ Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is usually lethal and no cure have been made successfully the best way is to euthanize.”
“It is advised not to touch the body of patients with Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum.”
“ Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is usually lethal and no cure have been made successfully the best way is to euthanize.”
by AR7AS January 5, 2023
Get the Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectummug. by Megacompilation March 30, 2023
Get the Encephalitismug.