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EmzFT is globally known around the world and such tweets will not be tolerated. She is serious and only tweets out factual information about Formula One and football. She does not condone anything that comes out wrong. She is conscious of what she has said.
ah yes, EmzFT, legendary lass on the bird app
EmzFT by EmzFT September 18, 2020
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This is an abbreviation that means eat my pussy from the back
Like if you were to type on someone’s yolo you can say “yo you tryna eat my pussy from the back” empftb
empftb by Empftb November 15, 2019
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Acronym for "excuse me but fuck that" used on message boards and over IM.
Jack: "My boss told me that he's not going to pay me this week because I came in late today."

Jill: "EMBFT!"
EMBFT by wombatwingding June 15, 2009
Dude hes such an Emzfly!
Emzfly by Ushikara May 5, 2005
Exhaling More Forcefully Than Usual
That comic made me emftu.
emftu by felipevadi December 27, 2016
Short for East Motherfucking Texas. The part of the state that's more Louisiana than it is Texas. Located east of Interstate 45, full of meth, coke, alligators, and some of the best high school football in the state.
Person 1: Dude, I just saw this guy snort a line in the middle of the street!
Person 2: We're in Lufkin, that's EMFTX for you.
EMFTX by loudest12man November 8, 2021
eat my dick from the back
kayden going emdftb

me: that nigga gay
emdftb by emdftb March 11, 2024
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