loudest12man's definitions

gahbej

When something is so terrible, it's gahbej. Mispronounciation of the word "garbage."

Dude, the Texans' defense is straight gahbej.

by loudest12man January 20, 2024

Tomassi's Law

"Never attribute to ignorance that which can more easily be attributed to grift." - Rollo Tomassi

"How does this person sound so dumb?"

"Probably just grifting off an ideology. Tomassi's Law in action."

by loudest12man November 14, 2023

EMFTX

Short for East Motherfucking Texas. The part of the state that's more Louisiana than it is Texas. Located east of Interstate 45, full of meth, coke, alligators, and some of the best high school football in the state.

Person 1: Dude, I just saw this guy snort a line in the middle of the street!
Person 2: We're in Lufkin, that's EMFTX for you.

by loudest12man November 8, 2021