Definitions by loudest12man

gahbej 

When something is so terrible, it's gahbej. Mispronounciation of the word "garbage."

Dude, the Texans' defense is straight gahbej.

gahbej by loudest12man January 20, 2024

Tomassi's Law 

"Never attribute to ignorance that which can more easily be attributed to grift." - Rollo Tomassi

"How does this person sound so dumb?"

"Probably just grifting off an ideology. Tomassi's Law in action."

Tomassi's Law by loudest12man November 14, 2023

EMFTX 

Short for East Motherfucking Texas. The part of the state that's more Louisiana than it is Texas. Located east of Interstate 45, full of meth, coke, alligators, and some of the best high school football in the state.

Person 1: Dude, I just saw this guy snort a line in the middle of the street!
Person 2: We're in Lufkin, that's EMFTX for you.

EMFTX by loudest12man November 8, 2021