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Acronym for "excuse me but fuck that" used on message boards and over IM.
Jack: "My boss told me that he's not going to pay me this week because I came in late today."

Jill: "EMBFT!"
EMBFT by wombatwingding June 15, 2009
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embetterment 

A non-existent word that George W. Bush frequently uses in speeches and at press conferences.
We've gotta promote the leadership that is willing to condemn terror and, at the same time, work toward the embetterment of the lives of the Palestinian people.
embetterment by Jack Kennedy March 8, 2003
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This is an abbreviation that means eat my pussy from the back
Like if you were to type on someone’s yolo you can say “yo you tryna eat my pussy from the back” empftb
empftb by Empftb November 15, 2019
EmzFT is globally known around the world and such tweets will not be tolerated. She is serious and only tweets out factual information about Formula One and football. She does not condone anything that comes out wrong. She is conscious of what she has said.
ah yes, EmzFT, legendary lass on the bird app
EmzFT by EmzFT September 18, 2020
Eat My Butt Fool

not many people know this word
you can embf
EMBF by DatDudeDom March 8, 2009

embitchenate 

verb - to make someone your bitch.
To assert dominance by demonstrating specific superiority beyond possibility of doubt.
Guy 1: Turn on your Wii so I can embitchenate you in Guitar Hero.
Guy 2: Again? Haven't you done that enough?
Guy 3 (to Guy 2): You need to do it to remasculate yourself.
embitchenate by Voloius March 3, 2008

embitchinate 

to completely make one your bitch
Man, the Spanish totally embitchinated the locals when they gave them smallpox!
embitchinate by CaptainNorway August 23, 2010
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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