Short for East Motherfucking Texas. The part of the state that's more Louisiana than it is Texas. Located east of Interstate 45, full of meth, coke, alligators, and some of the best high school football in the state.
Person 1: Dude, I just saw this guy snort a line in the middle of the street!
Person 2: We're in Lufkin, that's EMFTX for you.
Person 2: We're in Lufkin, that's EMFTX for you.
by loudest12man November 8, 2021
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crimmins: its just smokers cough mate no need to worry
students: we love you crimmins
crimmins: its just smokers cough mate no need to worry
students: we love you crimmins
by ya boi alexpas June 16, 2020
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