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Ave employees
Tard ass employees who work at The Ave who have a metal rod stuck up their ass and get butthurt over tiny ass shit. They scared as shit because they don't want the work and they just run away and just report everything like bastards. Ave employees also classify as avetards just like their residents. *The GIF below is a good representation of all their employees*
The Ave got butthurt about getting called an avetard and the Ave employees reported because they're little bitches.
Ave employees by TurnM3Up January 24, 2020
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Emploo • Employee • employee of the month • Employer • employerism • emplorable • emplode • emploid • emplosion • employed
Low Level Employee
The ongoing IRS scandal, the Planned Parenthood scandals, ACORN etc
"Not my fault! It was those damn low level employees!"
"Not my fault! It was those damn low level employees!"
Low Level Employee by marshland June 1, 2013
employified
I would have done this anyway I'm glad I'm employified to do it
I want to be employified full time
Being employified turns fun into a job.
I want to be employified full time
Being employified turns fun into a job.
employified by xoblong November 12, 2010
Zara Employee
They are tech extremists coming to doom the Mongolians. They travel in Mach 2.6 kilometers. Their main motivation is to corrupt the Rare Fish market and steal all the uncles.
Zara Employee by Beaksss November 3, 2022
employification
employification by blancherize November 12, 2010
Employee Status
Being the type of person (loser/average) that will end up being an employee as opposed to a "boss". Usually used to demean someone else and to make the point that they are inferior to you.
Employee Status by Senvik May 16, 2011
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