emploid

derogatory slang used to refer to someone with a job (aka someone that is employed).

Portmanteau of employed + humanoid. Reference to incel slang (such as femoid). Opposite of NEET.

My emploid brother lets another man tell him where to be and what to do for 8 hours a day.

by Honeypack Hennessy February 21, 2026

emplode

Emplode is not a word. The opposite of implode is explode.

I hope you've never used the word "emplode" in a conversation, matticas.

by Nomen Nescio January 27, 2008

emploited

the act of being exploited at work by a fellow colleague or employee, with whom you have entrusted your confidence. A marriage of the words exploited and employee.

I was joking around with Lisa on the phone when, without provocation, she emploited me by calling me an asshole, and then to make matters worse, just left me receiv'n. (See receiv'n in Urban Dictionary for Definition).

by down, but not out August 25, 2006

emplode

opposite of implode. to implode outwards.

Andrew had so much work to do that he emploded.

by matt 6 September 8, 2005

emploitering

Emploitering: (v)
Getting off work, and proceeding to hang around your place of employment because you have nothing better to do.

Hey, don't you have any friends outside of this place?

No, that's why I'm always emploitering after work...

by whoismarcuslee December 2, 2016