Emphasemen

To aspirate on semen. To go to swallow semen and start choking.

I was giving this guy a blow job and he came so hard he gave me emphasemen.

by GlennnJenn September 20, 2021

combat emplacement evacuator

Military-Speak for
...
You guessed it, a shovel!

Private! Pick Up That combat emplacement evacuator and start digging!

by Nige C January 30, 2004

Eymphysemen

choking on semen

I came in her mouth and she came down with Eymphysemen

by cookiemonsterthefirst March 30, 2015

Emphysemen

When you have a coughing fit like someone with emphysema after swallowing a load of semen/female ejaculate.

*takes cum in mouth*
*Starts aggressively coughing and wheezing*
"Did you hear about Jane with Johnny last week? Apparently she emphysemened at the end"

by littledeathaddict May 15, 2020

Emphysemen

The condition that causes semen to dry up and harden before it exits the penis. It can be contracted as an STD or develop naturally. It can be alleviated by either pouring water into the penis or by removing the shaft and slowly forcing the harder semen out of the end, and reattaching it. There is no cure. The ancient Incas used the substance produced in emphysemen as mortar for their structures.

Marvin contracted emphysemen from a dead hooker on the street corner.

by idot7 June 16, 2021