Eymphysemen 

choking on semen

I came in her mouth and she came down with Eymphysemen

Eymphysemen by cookiemonsterthefirst March 30, 2015

Emphysemen 

When you have a coughing fit like someone with emphysema after swallowing a load of semen/female ejaculate.

*takes cum in mouth*
*Starts aggressively coughing and wheezing*
"Did you hear about Jane with Johnny last week? Apparently she emphysemened at the end"

Emphysemen by littledeathaddict May 15, 2020

Emphysemen 

The condition that causes semen to dry up and harden before it exits the penis. It can be contracted as an STD or develop naturally. It can be alleviated by either pouring water into the penis or by removing the shaft and slowly forcing the harder semen out of the end, and reattaching it. There is no cure. The ancient Incas used the substance produced in emphysemen as mortar for their structures.

Marvin contracted emphysemen from a dead hooker on the street corner.

Emphysemen by idot7 June 16, 2021

Emphasemen 

To aspirate on semen. To go to swallow semen and start choking.

I was giving this guy a blow job and he came so hard he gave me emphasemen.

Emphasemen by GlennnJenn September 20, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019