1. The distortion of a male Emory undergraduate student's perception of the opposite sex.
2. Automatically raises a girl's looks by 3 points on the 1-10 scale.
3. Extremely devastating when combined the affects of beer goggles.
Disillusioned Freshman: "Wow I have seen at the most 5 attractive girls in the first 2 months at Emory."
1. A private university in Atlanta, GA
2. A place where the South meets Long Island, all forms of Coke flow to the mighty Chattahoochee, where kids on financial aid meet those whose parents gave them a jag at 16, where the landscaping endowment is more than you'll make in a lifetime and everyone thinks they're smarter than you
3. A better school than Wash U
Emory is someone who will always put others before herself, she is someone who faces the hardest struggle and is still worried about the minor inconveniencein your life. Emory is the kindest and the most selfless person you could ever meet.
Bob: hey Fred, what are you listening to?
Fred: oh, just some Emotronic stuff i picked up at Virgin.
Bob: gee Fred, i didn't know you were such a girl!