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Emory Goggles 

1. The distortion of a male Emory undergraduate student's perception of the opposite sex.
2. Automatically raises a girl's looks by 3 points on the 1-10 scale.
3. Extremely devastating when combined the affects of beer goggles.
Disillusioned Freshman: "Wow I have seen at the most 5 attractive girls in the first 2 months at Emory."

Seasoned Frat Brother: "No problem bud, time to put on those Emory Goggles.
Emory Goggles by Dirtysouth April 23, 2006
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1. A private university in Atlanta, GA
2. A place where the South meets Long Island, all forms of Coke flow to the mighty Chattahoochee, where kids on financial aid meet those whose parents gave them a jag at 16, where the landscaping endowment is more than you'll make in a lifetime and everyone thinks they're smarter than you
3. A better school than Wash U
Harvard is the Emory of the North, y'all.
emory by AO November 2, 2004

Emory University

a college where lots of skinny brunettes walk around talking on cell phones and where the annual budget for tulips would make Ivana Trump blush
Emory University, the Harvard of the south, has way too many girls from Long Island.
Emory University by The Rom September 1, 2003
Emory is someone who will always put others before herself, she is someone who faces the hardest struggle and is still worried about the minor inconvenience in your life. Emory is the kindest and the most selfless person you could ever meet.
This is my best friend Emory, she’s the sweetest person you’ll ever meet!
Emory by Sstrannger.thinngss June 10, 2019
the combining of Emo with electronic music. Artsy, indie, electro music. Not to be confused with Synthpunk
Bob: hey Fred, what are you listening to?
Fred: oh, just some Emotronic stuff i picked up at Virgin.
Bob: gee Fred, i didn't know you were such a girl!
Emotronic by IAM808 November 29, 2006
a prestigious, private university in atlanta, georgia, often considered a southern ivy and has a beautiful campus
person 1: where do you go to school?
person 2: emory
person 1: really? that's a great school
emory by angp July 8, 2009