Emoitry 

Bad poetry written by Emo people.

Emo Pete just wrote some new emoitry:

"Oh foul Goaste
Thou mocks me at every turn
Your gape becomes the horror
In which I attempt to escape
But no avail..."

Then I punched him in the gut and he fell to the floor yelling "Oww! My self-confidence!"

Emoitry by 404NotFound October 24, 2003

Emotry 

An Emo act. Mostly used before/after a long rant about heartbreaks and other Emo-related topics.

"Insert rant about heartbreaks and whatnot.

...That was my Emotry for the day, tune back tomorrow."

Emotry by HaloInk September 20, 2005

emoetry 

The poems often found on the macintosh air laptops of upper middle class teenagers with dark eyeliner and gay (yet somehow awesome) skinny jeans in crazy colors. Usually depicts their horrible suffering after all their years of opression, overcoming all the barriers and restrictions their expensive private schools have put on their individuality. And by individuality, I mean comforming to the emo stereotype.

1. "My wrists now a river of blood
My tears a forlorn ship
Drowning, sinking
Through the crimson abyss

Bleeding the pain away
My deep soul brooding
Yet death's whisper
Stays so far away..."

"Enough of this emoetry, lets go to Hottopic!"

emoetry by Yellow Brick Fox October 4, 2008

emoetry 

Emo+Poetry=Emoetry. A term for self-centered emo poetry that isn't really worth reading.

My lastest work of emoetry:

Lyk no1 understandz meh
and I s1t in da bl0ody roses
crying blo0dy em0 tearz
cutcutcutcut
bluddy roses
cutcutcutcut
im s0 em0
em0t3ar

emoetry by Fudge Cake Bob September 6, 2006

emoetry 

Those shitty poems emo pricks write about how much their life sucks, even though it really doesnt.

the knife cuts,
the world darkens,
and i cry alone,
cuz my 2 week girlfriend
left me.

emoetry by Luin February 4, 2005

Emoetry 

Combination of the words emo and poetry and used in online slang talk where saying "emo poetry" is too much of a mouthful.

"Dude, you write depressing emoetry!"

"That's some fucking dark emoetry you made!"

Emoetry by Enraltay November 10, 2009