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Emooj • emooj cum dildo shart • Emoojism • emoji • Emoji Cat • Emoji Movie • Emoji Cat Heat • Emojinal • emojional • Emojion
🦑 *squid emoji*
it's like when you 🧅 in your pants, but you get a little teared up so you 🦦. kinda like 🦩 but with more 🦀 and a little 🧂
Tatum: Anyone else feeling 🦑 *squid emoji* tonight?
Kyan: Naw, baby, I’m getting real 🐙 though. The Justice Ninja is gonna 🧅 while I ram a 🌲 up his 🍑 tonight.
Kyan: Naw, baby, I’m getting real 🐙 though. The Justice Ninja is gonna 🧅 while I ram a 🌲 up his 🍑 tonight.
🦑 *squid emoji* by blake bowman July 13, 2021
Emojically Frustrated
The feeling people experience when they are unable to find a suitable emoji to express how they are feeling and thus requiring them to use actual words.
Emojically Frustrated by araming December 11, 2016
Cherry Emoji Twitter
that group of pretty girls online that are obsessed with megan fox, listen to lana del rey, repost videos of 90s supermodels, adore red lipstick, and they love to glamorise daddy issues and smoking. Their favourite films include; fight club, pulp fiction, lolita and jennifer's body.
Cherry Emoji Twitter by lanaisgod March 22, 2019
Emoji Movie
Halfway through the movie:
Person 1: When is the Emoji Movie gonna start?
Person 2: Wdym. This is the movie!
Person 1: When is the Emoji Movie gonna start?
Person 2: Wdym. This is the movie!
Emoji Movie by TTV.MrSAVAGEllamaHUMAN May 18, 2020
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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