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A Persian whore who likes to suck a lot of dick. She also has a lot of boyfriends. Other than that she is a good friend that you can share your secrets too, she also has a lot of enemies and most girls don't like her and she doesn't like most girls. Almost all boys like her only because she is thiccccccc but sadly she has a rat face.
" OMG, don't be such an Emiss."
Emiss by lqwhjdfkuqwjgdkwe November 26, 2019
Words you can keep
A romantic and friendship pairing for two gorgeous young ladies Alison DiLaurentis (Sasha Pieterse) and Emily Fields (Shay Mitchell) in the show Pretty Little Liars that the whole fandom is dying to see happen
Girl 1: OMG did you see the Emison scene yesterday!!!

Girl 2: YASSS OMG Emison IS ENDGAME
Emison by table cloth August 18, 2014
Best girl you can ever have. She's a great person to have in your life. She's adorable and funny to be around with. Her smile is cute:) and she likes to eat a lot.
Eliss
Eliss by 💦💦 March 30, 2017

epissany 

The brilliant idea or revelation you have while urinating.
As Bob stood at the urinal,he came up with the solution to not only the debate he had left in the bar,but also to all of the problems of the world.He had an epissany. Unfortunately when he returned to the bar all he remembered was he wanted another shot of Jager.
epissany by 3MTA3dan January 10, 2009
Edissa is a bright beautiful, amazing, and GORGEOUS girl. She is like no other, she holds a very special unique personality, She is funny and can be crazy at times but she is always the person that people can count on to make them happy. Edissa loves to sing and dance, and be happy, Family and friends mean the most to her, She is very courageous and sometimes she can be self doubtful about herself at times, She is very opinionated, Anyone would be glad to have a friend like Edissa
Edissa is astonishing
Edissa by M, Belle, D February 3, 2018
Elissa Is A Girl's Best Friend! She Is More Like A Sister. You Can Tell Her Anything And She Will Keep It. She Has An Amazing Laugh That Is Contagious. She Is Very Sweet , Kind , And Chill. She Is Lit. She Is Gorgeous And Slays Your Life. And If You Got An Elissa Never Lose Her. You Would Never Get A Friend Like Elissa. You Love Her.
Elissa Is Amazing!
Elissa by Alexis 💖 February 26, 2017
Elissa is a girl that is just .. woah! She is gorgeous And slays your life. She is chill and very lit. She is super funny and super smart. Like she has this laugh that is contagious. She always has this smile on her face and is always positive. She is a best friend that you could never replace. If you got an Elissa don't lose her because you'll never find a friend as good as her
Elissa is my best friend!
Elissa by Alexis 💖 March 1, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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