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emera robinette 

very sweet and kind best girl you could ever meet, a great friend and a directioner for sure. loves to have trustful friends and loves to sing and dance and occasionally show her bad ass side but loves all and is open to new people and new things...best person you could ever meet!
Everyone deserves to have an emera robinette in their lives

Embrace the Chaos!!!! 

Embrace the Chaos!!!! — the devil-may-care attitude of confronting every American day before the 2024 elections with the expectation that: in spite of record worldwide flooding; extreme weather events,; forest fires in the major wooded areas around the world; mass casualty earthquake events in heavily populated areas; threats to democracy; and a Ukrainian proxy war with Russia that sometimes threatens to escalate to a limited nuclear exchange — in spite of all of that — THE SUN WILL COME UP TOMORROW; AND, EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY IT’S ALL BECOMING BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER!!!!

REALLY.

BELIEVE ME.

Yeah…Im not buying it either. Embrace the Chaos!!!!
Don’t question any of the dire signs and portents: Embrace the Chaos!!!!

Emeril Lagasse 

When you kick sex up a notch by strapping a dog’s shock collar to your junk and yelling “bam!” every time you hit the zapper.
I burned my scrotum with a faulty shock collar why trying to perform an Emeril Lagasse.

emerald splash 

can't be deflected
Kakyoin: NO ONE CAN DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH!
Jotaro: *deflects emerald splash*
Kakyoin: NANI?

emergency induction port 

Shepard: how are you getting drunk?

Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.

Shepard: that's a straw Tali

Tali: emergency induction port
emergency induction port by cbonsa January 25, 2014

Embrace the Suck 

Verb, Military Slang: To consciously accept or appreciate something that is extremely unpleasant but unavoidable for forward progress
Staff Seargent: Hey shitbird! I've got a detail for you, follow me to the back of the latrines. *Private gets handed a shovel* Pour that gasoline and diesel over that 55-gallon drum and mix that shit up and burn it good.

Private: You want me to burn this shit and piss?

Staff Seargent: Someone has to do it, it's gotta get done and it ain't gonna be me, so Embrace the Suck private.