Elton'd

When you are speaking directly to an individual and you think they are listening to you but they end up ignoring you as if nothing happened.

Elton: I need someone to talk to for my problems man.

Bill: Okay, hey want to get some pho on Saturday?

Elton: *Absolutely no sound*.

Allen: That's tragic you just got Elton'd.

by InSomniaDev August 14, 2021

elton johndis disease

A deadly disease that is caused opon listening to too much Elton John. The disease is contagious and can spread to even wildlife.

Lowan, is it true that you have elton johndis disease?

by thebrontrontickle4 July 5, 2022

elton's delight

Another name for an anus. Name after the famous gay singer Elton John

I am gonna stick this carrot up my Elton's Delight

by LG1998 May 6, 2021

coup d'eton

A sudden and decisive action in politics resulting in most senior government positions being occupied by people from posh schools, typically Eton.

David Cameron and his chums pulled off a veritable coup d'eton

by cosnotcos May 13, 2010

Dirty Elton

When a man runs a race of 2000 meter steeplechase, but unfortunately gets his gigantic testicle stuck on the first hurdle causing him to fall over. Due to the high friction of the top of the hurdle he busts a fat gluten free nut all over the track, making all the runners behind him slip on it. All the persons falling in the cum then directly achieves a new sexual disease giving them an extra testicle which after only 5 seconds after blows up making them give birth to some typ of dinosaur with 0.58 arms and half an leg, but with an massive penis. The dinosaur then starts to eat the person who gave birth to them and suddenly it's as big as a city, this will end in the dinosaur eating everything in the world and being the last organism ever on the earth before the dinosaur blows up covering the earth in explosive and flammable cum, that sadly ends what we call the earth.

Alien: Did you hear about that guy that made the earth collapse by making an Dirty Elton?

by Dirtycreator1337 October 5, 2022

Dirty Elton

A gay cowboy that loves to get railed in the ass by a transvestite named Natasha Winchester while her bitch bf Jason watches them while jerking his dick and crys loudly!

I know a guy that loves doing the dirty Elton!

by KadeePerk November 9, 2022

Elon Derangement Syndrome

EDS, also known as Elon Derangement Syndrome, is a variant of TDS, Trump Derangement Syndrome.

This new variant started rapidly-spreading mainly on Twitter around April of 2022, when Elon Musk became partial owner of the company Twitter and all the blue check marks are losing their minds over it.

Why is there so much hate for Elon Musk right now?

The Liberals are suffering from Elon Derangement Syndrome. They think he's going to take over Twitter and "radicalize" it when it's already a Cesspool of censorship and hate.

wtf?

ikr?

by Odd_James April 14, 2022