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A young person that which is sexually inclined to an adult.
Justin who is 19, likes Scott who is 28.
eldophile by Justin May 13, 2005
An adult who is sexually attracted to the elderly.
Damn dude you just turned 30 why are you trying to bang that 90 year old? You are such an eldophile.
eldophile by Moni-Love October 31, 2009

elmophilia 

The term "elmophilia" denotes the fondness, esp. the abnormal love, for the Sesame Street character "Elmo", and is displayed primarily by people who insist on referring to themselves in the third person. These people are often referred to as "elmophiliacs".

One notable elmophiliac is DarkAries.
DarkAries: "Okay. First off, you're wrong, but Aries is not going to call you a bad person because of it, because it's not going to do any good to anybody."

Person#2: "Why do you refer to yourself in the third person?"

Person#3: "He is a split personality. One half thinks the other half types. I used to be the same way but then I had the operation."

Person#4: "It appears that DarkAries suffers from elmophilia."
elmophilia by EgoTrips International February 11, 2007

emophile 

Someone that *REALLY* loves emo boys/girls/music/whatever.
Man, that kid's such an emophile. All he does is listen to sad music and draw stars and hearts on everything.
emophile by deathbyninja September 21, 2005

emophile 

A person who is a pedophile and an emo.
Like IGN user AdrianG4. His girl is 8 years old and hes an emo. Sad.
emophile by Neil February 26, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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