Definitions by billthecat

bitconned

To have your bitcoin account hacked into and all your bitcoins stolen.

My bitcoin account at Mt. Gox has been bitconned.

bitconned by billthecat March 17, 2014

Lance Armstrong 

See cheat.

Lance Armstrong is a cheat.

Lance Armstrong by billthecat January 21, 2013

Spanish exit 

Instead of paying your share of the restaurant bill you bum more money from your dinner companions. Similar to greek exit

He took the spanish exit and used the money to buy more booze.

Spanish exit by billthecat December 17, 2012

Elmo-phile 

An adult puppeteer who has an exclusive sexual interest towards adolescent boys who are fans of Tickle-Me-Elmo.

Kevin Clash is an Elmo-phile.

Elmo-phile by billthecat November 27, 2012

St. John's Basketball 

Game involving throwing jellybeans into someone's outstretched anus.

Eating jellybeans after a game of St. John's Basketball is not recommended.

St. John's Basketball by billthecat November 27, 2012

Gaza Strip minute

A short period of time. Pertains to the amount of time a ceasefire lasts when rogue elements continue to attack civilians on the other side.

This ceasefire won't last a Gaza Strip minute.

Gaza Strip minute by billthecat November 27, 2012

blackberry 

A loud, rude, flatuation sound, made with the anus (similar to raspberry).

You would expect the occasional blackberry from some of the investors at the RIM stockholder's meeting.

blackberry by billthecat November 12, 2012