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To test a questionable concept by taking it forward to see if it passes or fails.
From the practice of throwing cooked spaghetti against a wall to see if it sticks and thus fully cooked and ready to eat.
From the practice of throwing cooked spaghetti against a wall to see if it sticks and thus fully cooked and ready to eat.
The unpaid intern passed the spaghetti test when he satisfactory performed the job even though he was not qualified to do so.
by billthecat February 9, 2010
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The situation where after standing in line for hours at the airport because of TSA security regulations you find out after finally boarding the plane that your seatmate is a fat slob such as Kevin Smith aka Silent Bob, Michael Moore, or Rob Reiner who are so hefty that they require a stick of butter in order to squeeze in between the armrests.
The situation where after standing in line for hours at the airport because of TSA security regulations you find out after finally boarding the plane that your seatmate is a fat slob such as Kevin Smith aka Silent Bob, Michael Moore, or Rob Reiner who are so hefty that they require a stick of butter in order to squeeze in between the armrests.
by billthecat February 17, 2010
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by billthecat July 28, 2009
Get the birther mug.A term used for Catholics because when they take communion they kneel before the priest, nibble on the consecrated host and then gulp down his juices.
When Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper took communion at his first Catholic mass he decided to pocket his wafer instead of eating it because being a Evangelical Christian he didn't want to appear be a wafer muncher.
by billthecat July 30, 2009
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Get the Polish landing strip mug.To blame your dangerous driving on the fact that you were driving a Toyota. Similar to twinkie defense .
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Reality: "heaving vomit poison"
Food additive used for gourmet junk foods but prone to salmonella contamination.
Reality: "heaving vomit poison"
Food additive used for gourmet junk foods but prone to salmonella contamination.
by billthecat March 8, 2010
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