31 definitions by billthecat

A short period of time. Pertains to the amount of time a ceasefire lasts when rogue elements continue to attack civilians on the other side.
This ceasefire won't last a Gaza Strip minute.
by billthecat November 21, 2012
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Official: "hydrolyzed vegetable protein"

Reality: "heaving vomit poison"

Food additive used for gourmet junk foods but prone to salmonella contamination.
HVP is the best thing to ever happen to the United States fight on obesity.
by billthecat March 8, 2010
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To test a questionable concept by taking it forward to see if it passes or fails.

From the practice of throwing cooked spaghetti against a wall to see if it sticks and thus fully cooked and ready to eat.
The unpaid intern passed the spaghetti test when he satisfactory performed the job even though he was not qualified to do so.
by billthecat February 9, 2010
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A way of dumping an unwanted guest before Thanksgiving dinner by instead taking the guy over to a crappy burger joint such as McDonald's.
Instead of getting invited over for Thanksgiving dinner I got the burger dump.
by billthecat February 6, 2009
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A term used for Catholics because when they take communion they kneel before the priest, nibble on the consecrated host and then gulp down his juices.
When Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper took communion at his first Catholic mass he decided to pocket his wafer instead of eating it because being a Evangelical Christian he didn't want to appear be a wafer muncher.
by billthecat July 30, 2009
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An adult puppeteer who has an exclusive sexual interest towards adolescent boys who are fans of Tickle-Me-Elmo.
Kevin Clash is an Elmo-phile.
by billthecat November 20, 2012
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