billthecat's definitions

burger dump

A way of dumping an unwanted guest before Thanksgiving dinner by instead taking the guy over to a crappy burger joint such as McDonald's.

Instead of getting invited over for Thanksgiving dinner I got the burger dump.

by billthecat February 6, 2009

blackberry

A loud, rude, flatuation sound, made with the anus (similar to raspberry).

You would expect the occasional blackberry from some of the investors at the RIM stockholder's meeting.

by billthecat November 12, 2012

greek exit

To leave before paying your share of the bill

At the bar took the greek exit leaving his friends to pick up his tab.

by billthecat November 3, 2011

mile below club

Having sex in an underground mine, technically while at least a mile below the ground. Opposite of mile high club.

Rumor is it is that some of those rescued Chilean miners are now members of the exclusive mile below club.

by billthecat October 21, 2010

British Petroleum

The world's largest manufacturer of the lubricant petroleum jelly.

British Petroleum gave everyone the shaft.

by billthecat June 23, 2010

angry mob

An erection you get on a date when it's not supposes to get out of your pants.

Oh no, it's another angry mob.

by billthecat October 19, 2012

That's Huge

What Paris Hilton said when she first saw an erect penis.

That's huge! How is it ever going to fit?

by billthecat June 11, 2009