billthecat's definitions

greek exit

To leave before paying your share of the bill

At the bar took the greek exit leaving his friends to pick up his tab.

by billthecat November 3, 2011

TSA

Short for "Tubby Seatmate Asshole".

The situation where after standing in line for hours at the airport because of TSA security regulations you find out after finally boarding the plane that your seatmate is a fat slob such as Kevin Smith aka Silent Bob, Michael Moore, or Rob Reiner who are so hefty that they require a stick of butter in order to squeeze in between the armrests.

Flying Southwest Airlines lessens the chance of having a TSA.

by billthecat February 17, 2010

containment cap

A condom with the rubber tip cut off in an effort to reduce the amount of semen that comes out.

Don't worry about becoming pregnant. I'm wearing a containment cap.

by billthecat June 10, 2010

finnish pancake

A finnish style of pancake that is much skinnier than traditional pancakes.

A finnish pancake is thought to be so thin because the finns are so frugal they use very little pancake batter to make pancakes.

by billthecat March 30, 2009

butter rape

The act of spreading cold semi-hard butter on a pastry causing it to be squished.

The toast was butter raped!

by billthecat February 13, 2012

wafer muncher

A term used for Catholics because when they take communion they kneel before the priest, nibble on the consecrated host and then gulp down his juices.

When Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper took communion at his first Catholic mass he decided to pocket his wafer instead of eating it because being a Evangelical Christian he didn't want to appear be a wafer muncher.

by billthecat July 30, 2009

holdout

To pass someone over in order to wait for someone else better to come along. Common practice in both dating and job interviews.

After the job interview the company decided to holdout and interview more candidates.

by billthecat January 18, 2010