BP

Short for "butt plug".

A BP is used to stop stop any oil or lubricants from leaking out the orifice.

by billthecat July 05, 2010

angry mob

An erection you get on a date when it's not supposes to get out of your pants.

Oh no, it's another angry mob.

by billthecat October 19, 2012

birther

A redneck born on American soil in a barn delivered by a drunken veterinarian who also performs abortions. Parents are both American citizens who are usually first cousins if not brother and sister.

Birthers fought for their right to marry their cousins.

by billthecat July 28, 2009

toledo takeback

To invite all your friends to a party but take the most unpopular one aside and tell him that he can't come.

Homer Simpson gave Moe the toledo takeback last night.

by billthecat April 27, 2009

misogyny

The hatred of women including the entrenched prejudice against female kangaroos.

The movie Crocodile Dundee promotes misogyny because it only features male crocodiles.

by billthecat October 17, 2012

St. John's Basketball

Game involving throwing jellybeans into someone's outstretched anus.

Eating jellybeans after a game of St. John's Basketball is not recommended.

by billthecat November 21, 2012

toyota defense

To blame your dangerous driving on the fact that you were driving a Toyota. Similar to twinkie defense .

The lawyer got the drunk driver acquitted from all road rage charges by using the toyota defense.

by billthecat March 04, 2010