Elderlying (v): to carry out the duties or to act in a manner more consistent with those of highly advanced age (coughing randomly without covering your mouth, complaining about random pains to people in an elevator or to tell young people how better they have it).
"Dad can you please stop coughing loudly during the movie"
"Honey, can't you see that dad is elderlying"
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"