el presidente

A term of art in combat pistol shooting that refers to taking two shots to center mass and one shot to the forehead to make sure the target is deceased.

Did you hear what happened to Jorge? They gave him the old El Presidente. You won't be seeing him no more. He's taking a dirt nap.

el presidente by Jackel in Brawley April 13, 2007

El presidente

Someone, typically an authority figure. Whom says that they are in your favor; but is actually trying to screw or otherwise fuck you over. Often for personal reasons.

"Hey man you remember the other night when the boss told me that he would wright me a letter of recommendation for a job at corporate?"
"Yeah."
"Well he didn't. He threw me under the bus, and not only that, he instead wrote one for that one chick in accounting you know the roomers."
"Damn dude that's pretty El presidente of him."

El presidente by 19.2 volt July 19, 2021

El Presidente

When you combine the Dirty Sanchez and a Cleveland Steamer. A proper 'El Presidente' will have it start below the neck, resembling a necktie. The Dirty Sanchez of course, serves as the proper mustache.

"I didn't know you were dating a latino girl, Austin."
"I'm not, that's just the remnants of the 'El Presidente' from last night."

El Presidente by WombatCombat October 2, 2011

el presidente

dipped,saucy,tight, ill with it, siccmade. from spanish language el presidente " the president"

im el presidente,i run things tote gun things and never run from things.

el presidente by Joslin September 17, 2005

el presidente

a reaaaally sad an annoyin person who needs to get some form of social life and stop being so needy of everyones attention and approval

person 1: that blokes such a wanker
person 2:no he is el presidente

el presidente by petrified foetus May 10, 2005

Al Nicaragua El Presidente Rahoulsahif Hamscrham 

Al Nicaragua El Presidente Rahoulsahif Hamscrham, the almighty Joe Greaves. Most revered and fearless ruler of the Joman Empire. Most jerk per square inch.

Al Nicaragua El Presidente Rahoulsahif Hamscrham! Hashishamapoop! Big Metal Hoobajoob!

Al Nicaragua El Presidente Rahoulsahif Hamscrham by Roberto Morissetti August 19, 2006

El Presidento 

The Supreme. Upperclass. The Mack Daddy. Untouchable.

El. rjw2004.

El Presidento by El Presidento January 2, 2004