Ejacubation

The act of using ones own ejaculate as a lubricant during masturbation.

Ever since I started practicing ejacubation, the scar tissue in my cock has diminshed greatly.

by filthy.black.hole April 13, 2014

Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome

Some people's buttholes just fuckin fall off randomly. This happens a lot in Norway.

I was diagnosed with Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome

by The Gulath Clan March 7, 2019

Ejaculation salt

The Korean name for Incineroar, a wrestling Pokemon and also the 69th unique fighter in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Ejaculation salt has the best final smash in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

by Doosin January 20, 2019

ejacubaking

The act of dumping a load of semen into the oven. often with sweet treats such as pies, cakes, cookies and scones

"Sam, this cake is great...what's your secret?"
"A strenuous amount of ejacubaking will take any treat a long way"

by Pattiebilbs2186 April 16, 2014

Mental Ejaculation of Joy

When your mind and body becomes so overwhelmed with such ecstatic joy while delivering the father of the groom speech that you yell out at the end "I'm having a mental ejaculation of joy" and then drop the mic.

Aka Poe.

This wedding makes me so happy It's a mental ejaculation of joy

by S.Poe April 24, 2017

Vindaloo evacuation

When you have a roaring hot diarrhea of fire the day after having consumed very spicy foods, such as a Vindaloo curry. This usually happens first thing in the morning, mere minutes after you wake up, and it stings even worse going out than it did coming in.

Man, last nights curry was friggin' delicious, but it resulted in a painful Vindaloo evacuation early this morning.

by Kingen March 12, 2010

premature evacuation

Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand.
Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.

He hooked up with some girl last night and got busted for a premature evacuation.

by csepulv October 4, 2007