milk vampire

A baby who breastfeeds.
My wife's friend just had twins; she now has two milk vampires to feed all day. Brutal!
by csepulv August 12, 2007
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premature evacuation

Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand.
Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.
He hooked up with some girl last night and got busted for a premature evacuation.
by csepulv October 04, 2007
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