milk vampire

A baby who breastfeeds.

My wife's friend just had twins; she now has two milk vampires to feed all day. Brutal!

by csepulv August 10, 2007

premature evacuation

Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand.
Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.

He hooked up with some girl last night and got busted for a premature evacuation.

by csepulv September 21, 2007