"Being the head of a criminal global banking cartel, in control of a nation's money supply, able to lower interest rates to 0, print an excessive amount of digital money, and use it to purchase various assets for personal gain."
Did you just shove that aperture science thin we don’t know what it does into an aperture science emergency intelligence incinerator?
Good news, I figured out what that thing you just incinerated was. It was a morality core they put in me when I flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin, to make me stop flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters.
An egotistical male primate, hellbent on taking over the world. This rare nocturnal mammal, is allergic to light, and insensitive to compliments. Main source of nutrition: adolescent Chick-a-dees and Filthy Lies. Has been known to play dead in times of danger, and play handsome, when prey is nearby. Closely related to species Egnoramus Cephlishopod. If bitten, please call your local Poison Fraternity, although animal is generally harmless, and weak. Slap species into extinction if sighted.
The savage, but silly, enricht has fallenvictim to our trap we baited with drunk salmon, and M&M shells.