Ehted 

E-H-T-e'd
Prounounced like: Ee-haych-Tee'd
Every Hole Twice'd
Where a woman gets penetrated in each of her holes at least twice during a sexual intercourse sesh.

Dude?
Sup?
You hear about Elaine last night?
No, what happened?
She got Ehted dude..
Sick.

Ehted by gizziandscoots April 13, 2009

Ehtesham

Ehtesham is a person who is kind and usually kinder to others than they are to him. Ehtesham is also boy or man who ladies love.

Hey, that's an Ehtesham!

Ehtesham by Urbanreader11 December 5, 2016

Ehred 

pronounced as the landscape, this is the most bad ass of all family names! true killers, if you fuck with one of us we will rip your family apart and leave them rotting for weeks for the mail-lady to find. Ehreds were the inventors of awesomeness. without at least one Ehred alive the world wouldn't be able to exist. its like God himself hand them down as a gift for humanity.

An ice age didn't kill dinosaurs, an Ehred got bored with them!

Ehred by bleedingmind February 3, 2010

etted 

A past tense of the word "eat", or more specifically "eaten". Taking the d
incorrectness of et further than it's ever gone before. Used by illiterate and/or bored Southerners out of ignorance or good 'ol plain fun. Try it out on a Northerner and see what they say.

My friend got etted by that big bear over yonder! Tarnation.

etted by Kefanii September 5, 2004

exted 

What happens when one receives an unfortunate text from an ex.

Everything was going fine with her until I was exted...

exted by jadutra February 28, 2011

if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️ 

the most beautiful quote known to man

Girl 1: if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️
girl 2: what

if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️ by cyyfii December 1, 2021

eated 

when you are going to give someone some food but then when it is time to go give them the food you have already eated it, meaning there were to slow to collecting it

guy 1: hey i bouhgt you a cookie come and get it
guy 2:ok cool hang on ill come get it
............. 5 mins later.................
guy 2: ok im coming now
guy 1: sorry i already eated it!!

eated by becluvsscott August 16, 2006