etted 

A past tense of the word "eat", or more specifically "eaten". Taking the d
incorrectness of et further than it's ever gone before. Used by illiterate and/or bored Southerners out of ignorance or good 'ol plain fun. Try it out on a Northerner and see what they say.

My friend got etted by that big bear over yonder! Tarnation.

etted by Kefanii September 5, 2004

ETTD 

Means that Everything Trump Touches Dies, referring to all the bankrupt casinos, airlines, sports teams, and pretty much everything else Trump gets involved in failing. Fastest way to ruin your career is to work for Trump.

Truth Social is hemorrhaging money and has no users, ETTD.

ETTD by I'm a dictionary August 8, 2022

dude ette

Referred to as a girl

Dude who is that with you tonight? Oh that’s my dude ette!

dude ette by ashane March 11, 2018

-ette 

Feminine gender suffix (marker) of French provenance. Any word + -ette states a female.

Friend (common gender) + -ette = friendette (feminine gender).
Dude (male gender) + -ette = dudette (feminine gender).

-ette by Yet Another Daniel Nielsen November 20, 2011

forrest ettel 

the most sus person ever created with a really small penis and can’t ever please a woman, his only good quality is perfecting the ding-ding dance. he sounds like the annoying train kid from polar express, and likes indiana

this kid is being such a forrest ettel

forrest ettel by patty kinsey September 12, 2020

hobo-ette 

A female hobo (very rare)

Man, if that Woody was a woman, he'd be a Hobo-ette.

hobo-ette by chaich February 12, 2004

Etterman Towel 

A dish towel used as a napkin. It is often shared among people eating in the same room.

Yo! Pass the Etterman Towel, this Mr. Scrib's Pizza is greasy as hell.

Etterman Towel by Curbdog December 6, 2020