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pronounced as the landscape, this is the most bad ass of all family names! true killers, if you fuck with one of us we will rip your family apart and leave them rotting for weeks for the mail-lady to find. Ehreds were the inventors of awesomeness. without at least one Ehred alive the world wouldn't be able to exist. its like God himself hand them down as a gift for humanity.
An ice age didn't kill dinosaurs, an Ehred got bored with them!
Ehred by bleedingmind February 3, 2010
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Ehrenmann 

German word for "man of honour". Often used by the youth after someone did something nice.
David: "Felix hat mir gerade ein paar Kaugummis gegeben. Was für ein Ehrenmann."

("Felix just gave me some gum. What a man of honour.")
Ehrenmann by belal_76 November 8, 2018

Bony-eared ass fish 

The bony-eared ass fish is a bathypelagic species of cusk-eel found in tropical and sub-tropical oceans at depths from 1,171 to 4,415 metres. It has been found as far north as Queen Charlotte Sound off British Columbia's coast. This species grows to a length of 37.5 centimetres. This fish has the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of all vertebrates.

The name of this fish and its physical attributes makes this a wonderful insult to hurl at an op as you stomp or manhandle him while delivering a pumpkin-head beat down.
The bony-eared ass fish is the actual name of a fish. I heard this name spoken and thought it would make a great Urban Dictionary entry and wonderful insult while delivering a pumpkin-head beat dow.

GET YOUR BONY-EARED ASS FISH ASS OUTTA HERE BEFORE I PUT MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!
James: “Bro she is a eredit!”

Charles: “I know right!”

Exredacterate 

To lessen (something) beyond the bounds or the truth: understate.
I wanted to exredacterate how long my homework took to impress my teacher.
Exredacterate by Crytera May 13, 2013

One Eared Elephant 

The One Eared Elephant is a maneuver in which a man turns one pant pocket inside-out while simultaneously exposing his penis through the zipper of said pants.
Have you ever seen a one eared elephant? Do you want to?

Cloth eared bint 

my god are you listening you cloth eared bint?
Cloth eared bint by Saz178 June 24, 2008