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pronounced as the landscape, this is the most bad ass of all family names! true killers, if you fuck with one of us we will rip your family apart and leave them rotting for weeks for the mail-lady to find. Ehreds were the inventors of awesomeness. without at least one Ehred alive the world wouldn't be able to exist. its like God himself hand them down as a gift for humanity.
An ice age didn't kill dinosaurs, an Ehred got bored with them!
Ehred by bleedingmind February 3, 2010
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Ehrenmann 

German word for "man of honour". Often used by the youth after someone did something nice.
David: "Felix hat mir gerade ein paar Kaugummis gegeben. Was für ein Ehrenmann."

("Felix just gave me some gum. What a man of honour.")
Ehrenmann by belal_76 November 8, 2018

Bony-eared ass fish 

The bony-eared ass fish is a bathypelagic species of cusk-eel found in tropical and sub-tropical oceans at depths from 1,171 to 4,415 metres. It has been found as far north as Queen Charlotte Sound off British Columbia's coast. This species grows to a length of 37.5 centimetres. This fish has the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of all vertebrates.

The name of this fish and its physical attributes makes this a wonderful insult to hurl at an op as you stomp or manhandle him while delivering a pumpkin-head beat down.
The bony-eared ass fish is the actual name of a fish. I heard this name spoken and thought it would make a great Urban Dictionary entry and wonderful insult while delivering a pumpkin-head beat dow.

GET YOUR BONY-EARED ASS FISH ASS OUTTA HERE BEFORE I PUT MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!
James: “Bro she is a eredit!”

Charles: “I know right!”
eredit by ittybittytittycommity1 April 24, 2020

Exredacterate 

To lessen (something) beyond the bounds or the truth: understate.
I wanted to exredacterate how long my homework took to impress my teacher.
Exredacterate by Crytera May 13, 2013

One Eared Elephant 

The One Eared Elephant is a maneuver in which a man turns one pant pocket inside-out while simultaneously exposing his penis through the zipper of said pants.
Have you ever seen a one eared elephant? Do you want to?

Cloth eared bint 

my god are you listening you cloth eared bint?
Cloth eared bint by Saz178 June 24, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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