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Egotist
Someone who thinks of his/herself much more highly than anyone else, and one whom usually thinks only for their own sake. Egotists can be manipulative if profits outweigh losses, and are generally non-biased when giving advice and criticism.
They are different from narcissists in the way that they live in reality. Unlike popular belief, because egotists are so in love with themselves, they also criticize themselves much more. Warning: Egotists are fragile creatures, do not try to change their ways, their opinion of humans will drop even further.
They are different from narcissists in the way that they live in reality. Unlike popular belief, because egotists are so in love with themselves, they also criticize themselves much more. Warning: Egotists are fragile creatures, do not try to change their ways, their opinion of humans will drop even further.
Egotist: Hey man, welcome to my party!
Friend: Why do you have so many parties again?
Egotist: Because every time I accomplish something, I feel like having one. :)
Friend: Don't you run out of money?
Egotist: Not really, I made a plan of all the times I can have parties, and their budgets. *shows schedule.
Friend: You are crazy.
Egotist: Shut up and enjoy the party.
Friend: Why do you have so many parties again?
Egotist: Because every time I accomplish something, I feel like having one. :)
Friend: Don't you run out of money?
Egotist: Not really, I made a plan of all the times I can have parties, and their budgets. *shows schedule.
Friend: You are crazy.
Egotist: Shut up and enjoy the party.
Egotist by SilverYukiru October 8, 2014
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Egotistical
It means you think you're self centered, highly intelligent, better than everyone, beneath someone's level, narcissist, arrogant, cocky, selfish, and self absorbed. you think you are hotter than other people and smarter than others. you think you're the best at everything and that you're never wrong. you only find yourself perfect.
Egotist: i am way hotter than everyone, everyone is beneath me!
Person: Totally not true!
Egotist: Shut up! i am better than you!
Person: Wow
Egotist: Don't just plod against me! show me some respect or don't have a right to talk to me!
Tom is very egotistical he thinks his muscles are better looking than other guys, he has no respect he has self respect in himself. Tom thinks he makes excellent food.
Person: Totally not true!
Egotist: Shut up! i am better than you!
Person: Wow
Egotist: Don't just plod against me! show me some respect or don't have a right to talk to me!
Tom is very egotistical he thinks his muscles are better looking than other guys, he has no respect he has self respect in himself. Tom thinks he makes excellent food.
Egotistical by TheAwesomeJUNK October 31, 2018
Egotistical Bastard
A cocky, and sickeningly self obsessed being with little or no apprehension of their own insignificance. Often cast aside by society, these people truly believe that the earth revolves around them and are often spied making sexist, elitist or plain retarded remarks.
Those girls don't fancy you man, you're an egotistical bastard.
If you weren't such an egotistical bastard, you'd have friends.
If you weren't such an egotistical bastard, you'd have friends.
Egotistical Bastard by wordqueen95 February 25, 2011
egotistical asshole
Kanye West
That so-called celebrity talking so rude to the people asking for his autograph is such an egotistical asshole and so full of himself. If it weren't for those fans, he wouldn't be rich & he'd be a nobody!
egotistical asshole by Texas Toys September 10, 2016
Egotistical
The process of putting you're name on Urban Dictionary, then complementing yourself in the description.
Jack -
A very intellectual, insightful man with the most honest heart. His intentions and words are always well intended and he has the sexiest eyes in the whole world.
If you ever argue with a 'Jack' he will for sure make a Jack Ass out of YOU.
He always thinks ahead and see's the bigger picture. He hates fighting/ argueing. * yawn* its boring to him.
But he will always win because he plays by his own rules. His morality is strong and hes as dependable as a solid rock. A guy you can count on. Loves meeting new people where ever he goes. Loves freedom. Hates being conformed. Wont change for anyone and wont expect you to change either.
Highly independant. Likes to use his head. And its a very powerful one..very brilliant. Has women falling every where while hes still standing.
Humbel.Funny. Wont lie. (See what I mean? Egotistical.)
A very intellectual, insightful man with the most honest heart. His intentions and words are always well intended and he has the sexiest eyes in the whole world.
If you ever argue with a 'Jack' he will for sure make a Jack Ass out of YOU.
He always thinks ahead and see's the bigger picture. He hates fighting/ argueing. * yawn* its boring to him.
But he will always win because he plays by his own rules. His morality is strong and hes as dependable as a solid rock. A guy you can count on. Loves meeting new people where ever he goes. Loves freedom. Hates being conformed. Wont change for anyone and wont expect you to change either.
Highly independant. Likes to use his head. And its a very powerful one..very brilliant. Has women falling every where while hes still standing.
Humbel.Funny. Wont lie. (See what I mean? Egotistical.)
Egotistical by Truthclear Radiation November 7, 2015
egotist
Someone who wants to date a girl with the same name as themselves so they can scream their own name during sex
egotist by Young Reezie November 5, 2009
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