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Eggwardo 

An unintelligent or silly person who often annoys people both on purpose and by accident.
David was being an eggwardo so I told him to stop and calm down.
Eggwardo by Goobagile September 4, 2023
Words you can keep
eggward is a minecraft chicken. also my boyfriend
back the fuck up from eggward you hoe bag
Eggward by eggward is a boss October 14, 2019

Egguardo 

The name that is given to someone named Eduardo but his head is shaped like an egg. Usually, the name is given be an asshole named Chase to one of his classmates, Egguardo.
Bob: Hey Egguardo how are you.
Egguardo: Good
Egguardo by Person38484 May 8, 2019
I cant believe you killed eggward
Eggward by kanaki February 4, 2020
Eggward is the name given to people whose appearance and actions resemble that of an egg. This includes having a head that looks like an egg, containing yolk, and saying things an egg would say, such as “One man does not mess with another man’s glasses.”
Did you see Eggward recite the Fibonacci Sequence in front of the class? He’s such an egg.
Eggward by RoFroGinger January 19, 2023

Egguardo 

The name was given to a person named Eduardo but who has a head shaped like an egg. Usually, the name is given to the unsuspecting Eduardo by an annoying classmate.
Bob: Hey Egguardo how are you.
Egguardo: Good
Egguardo by Person38484 May 8, 2019

Eggward Diabetes Bumpoop 

A blue plastic egg from Easter taped together with scotch tape
Friend: let's throw Eggward Diabetes Bumpoop around at lunch
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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