Eggwardo 

An unintelligent or silly person who often annoys people both on purpose and by accident.

David was being an eggwardo so I told him to stop and calm down.

Eggwardo by Goobagile September 4, 2023

Eggward 

eggward is a minecraft chicken. also my boyfriend

back the fuck up from eggward you hoe bag

Eggward by eggward is a boss October 14, 2019

Egguardo 

The name that is given to someone named Eduardo but his head is shaped like an egg. Usually, the name is given be an asshole named Chase to one of his classmates, Egguardo.

Bob: Hey Egguardo how are you.
Egguardo: Good

Egguardo by Person38484 May 8, 2019

Eggward 

The name of chickens in minecraft

I cant believe you killed eggward

Eggward by kanaki February 4, 2020

Eggward 

Eggward is the name given to people whose appearance and actions resemble that of an egg. This includes having a head that looks like an egg, containing yolk, and saying things an egg would say, such as “One man does not mess with another man’s glasses.”

Did you see Eggward recite the Fibonacci Sequence in front of the class? He’s such an egg.

Eggward by RoFroGinger January 19, 2023

Egguardo 

The name was given to a person named Eduardo but who has a head shaped like an egg. Usually, the name is given to the unsuspecting Eduardo by an annoying classmate.

Bob: Hey Egguardo how are you.
Egguardo: Good

Egguardo by Person38484 May 8, 2019

Eggward Diabetes Bumpoop 

A blue plastic egg from Easter taped together with scotch tape

Friend: let's throw Eggward Diabetes Bumpoop around at lunch

Eggward Diabetes Bumpoop by Bertn'Ernie April 23, 2021