Bertn'Ernie's definitions

Eggward Diabetes Bumpoop

A blue plastic egg from Easter taped together with scotch tape

Friend: let's throw Eggward Diabetes Bumpoop around at lunch

by Bertn'Ernie April 23, 2021

three brained eyeball

When you have a baby with your third-cousin

Friend: if you have a baby with them the kid will have a three brained eyeball

by Bertn'Ernie April 20, 2021

lagalog

A word that means anything, able to call some one/thing a lagalog. Can mean anything from idiot to beautiful

Friend 1: you're such a lagalog
Friend 2: no u

by Bertn'Ernie February 25, 2021