Definitions by RoFroGinger
Eggward
Eggward is the name given to people whose appearance and actions resemble that of an egg. This includes having a head that looks like an egg, containing yolk, and saying things an egg would say, such as “One man does not mess with another man’s glasses.”
Eggward by RoFroGinger January 19, 2023
Crum Bum
A person who can't make a single three-pointer in basketball. A Crum Bum usually has a dog named Otto that they have sex with 2-3 times a day.
"Did you see Crum Bum go 0-27 at the basketball game today? I bet hes gonna go home and drink pepsi while he fucks Otto"
Crum Bum by RoFroGinger January 19, 2022