Egguardo

The name that is given to someone named Eduardo but his head is shaped like an egg. Usually, the name is given be an asshole named Chase to one of his classmates, Egguardo.

Bob: Hey Egguardo how are you.
Egguardo: Good

Egguardo by Person38484 May 8, 2019

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Egguardo

The name was given to a person named Eduardo but who has a head shaped like an egg. Usually, the name is given to the unsuspecting Eduardo by an annoying classmate.

Bob: Hey Egguardo how are you.
Egguardo: Good

Egguardo by Person38484 May 8, 2019

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Egguardo • Eggwardo

Eggwardo

An unintelligent or silly person who often annoys people both on purpose and by accident.

David was being an eggwardo so I told him to stop and calm down.

Eggwardo by Goobagile September 4, 2023

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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