A
person who loves to shove handfuls of eggs up their rectum. They are usually found in Greece, North America, or the
egg section of a grocery store in those areas. This species is not dangerous unless you share attributes to an
egg. (Smell, taste, appearance, etc.) If you resemble an
egg in any way, it will become extremely deadly. Please seek medical attention if bitten, come in contact with it’s yolk or forcefully shoved up into its anal cavity.
Only known weaknesses:
1. Deprivation of eggs for
long periods of time
2. Being scrambled (shaken violently)
3. Roller coasters (causes scrambling)