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Eggemy is the unholy amalgamation of Emily, and the word Egg. Though this sounds like an insult, trust me, it's a term of endearment. She will listen to ambient techno, look at lolcats (and proceed to lol) and make gigantopithicakes on a daily basis.
Who's chair is that? I didn't put that chair there.

That's eggemy's chair, dude. She'll knock your teeth down your throat if you touch it.
Eggemy by Captain Coomey February 7, 2010
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Something used by prepubescent fuckers when they want a Victory Royale
;-;Yo bro let’s get them eggeys;-;
eggeys by Retardfecker December 28, 2018
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An enema but with the yolk and white of chicken eggs instead of water
Joe gave his wife an eggema, she later plopped one out on the frying pan
eggema by pissonmyballsack March 22, 2020
Eggery is the act of passing wind silently but deadly. This willful debauchary generally occurs on public transport or in public places.

This is generally done anomalously with a silent extrusion.
sniff sniff

"Who has commited Eggery?"
Eggery by broken banjo March 27, 2007
a huge faggot who is usually in the closet. he enjoys sucking his own dick in his free time but has a girlfriend to use as a coverup. he also enjoys perogies :)
Friend 1: Dude did you hang out with nick last night?
Friend 2: No he was an eggeman!
eggeman by centermanhockey August 5, 2010
a nickname, is an "eggey"
eggey's eggey is eggey
eggey by eggey taylor May 11, 2004

Eggemando 

Eggemando is literal god and genius.
Eggemando: Watch me spin around 360 quick scope or something
Peasant: Thats mando!
Eggemando by Eggeman December 10, 2018
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