The worst fucking people in the world. Will vomit all over themselves, vape in your house, and leave the party at 9:45 all together, even though they act like they're not. Think they're cool because they drink, when in reality they can't even hold their own shit together.
Kaitlyn: "Did you see those fucking eggmano kids again?"
Brenna: "Sadly, I can't wait for them to fall apart and have no real friends to fall back on."
Dave: "Eggmano=Stupid."
a huge faggot who is usually in the closet. he enjoys sucking his own dick in his free time but has a girlfriend to use as a coverup. he also enjoys perogies :)
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.