Effnig 

When your washing machine won't work properly so you kick it.

effnig!

Effnig by bababaoobamowmow October 8, 2010

Paris Effing 

The hottest and coolest girl boss to ever exist !!

Person 1: omg look that’s Paris Effing!

Person 2: omg she’s so hot !

Paris Effing by ParisEffing July 13, 2021

Effing and Blinding 

To let forth a torrant of obscenities and give vent to a stream of profanities. Quite simply, have a bloody good swear.

In the kitchen, grandad had stubbed his toe and all round the house, one could hear the old man effing and blinding. The vicar turned quite crimson.

Effing and Blinding by chris wheelie April 29, 2005

effing

See also: effin, effin', f'ng, f'n, F-ing

Derivative of the word ‘fucking’, 'effing' means litterally ‘F-ing’. You may see it used on a message board where derogatory words (such as the f-word) are not allowed, to take the place the un-allowed.(Note that on sites such as GameFAQs, this is known as censor bypassing, and you most likely will get modded for it, whether be by a nobleman or some n00b merely&purely because s\he can.) It is, however, its own, unique word, seperate from ‘fucking’ or ‘f'ing’ or ‘F-ing’ in its entireity.

The reason that "I'm late for class"'s definition of this word has received such low ratings is for the fact that s\he acted as a ‘language elitist’ and instantly put the word down, when in actuality s\he did not know the etymological origin of the word and whe\how\under what contexts.. it is generally used.

"Dumbass.."
"Geez, get off my effin' case!!"

effing by Victor Van Styn August 26, 2005

Effing and Jeffing

A variation on the term "Effing and Blinding", meaning to swear or curse profusely. Used in the North of England, notably by one Karl Pilkington in an episode of the Ricky Gervais Show.

Karl: I've just slagged off that octopus, but at no point was I effing and jeffing about it.

Effing and Jeffing by AnaWanaMia? May 24, 2006

muh'fuh'effing 

A complicated idiom used by small, loser-ish people to describe something with great enthusiasm, can be used both positively or negatively. Used in place of words such as motherfucking, or m'f (em effing)

Me: STOP! You're getting on my nerves!

Loser Girl: Ugh! you're so muh'fuh'effing annoying!

Me: Who the fuck says that?!

Loser Girl: Whatever! *farts* and runs away

muh'fuh'effing by IKnoAStarWhenIHearOne January 17, 2013

Effingham 

A small village of approx. 12,000 in east-central Illinois, located at the intersection of Interstates 57 and 70. Known to many passers-through simply as "that town with the big white cross which for some reason is clad in white mobile home siding."

Acknowledged by some as the unofficial southern boundary of intelligent civilization in the state of Illinois. . .any farther south, better break out the banjo and raise the confederate flag.

The word "effingham" is commonly misconstrued as some permutation of a curse word by individuals unfamiliar with the city's meager existence.

Interesting factoid: Effigham High School's mascot. . ."The Flaming Hearts"

"I'm from Effingham."

"What? Are you serious. . .is that really the name of the town?"

". . .*sigh*. . .yes."

Effingham by WhamBamThankYouMaam July 28, 2008