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The biggest losers on eath. Eduart's are liars, cheaters, thieves, and users! They usually never brush their teeth (brown). They usually fake who they are. They pretend to be something their not.
Eduart is a phony
Eduart by Karma114 February 8, 2010
Eduart is a trustworthy and nice person. He has a well-groomed appearance and loves to help other people.
Eduart is a boy.
Eduart by Kimmyxjimmy October 28, 2017
Eduart in an international masculine name but in Albanian language it means “I love art”. That’s why they are very handsome, smart and full of emotions, just like a masterpiece.

Stay away from them if you don’t want to be obsessed with someone.
I dated Eduart last night and I opened my heart to him, but he preferred to open my mouth and smash his cock deep inside.
Eduart by Llafologu November 21, 2021

Eduardo Squidwardo 

A name that if uttered will cause you to be inflicted with lots of damage.
Jon: I bet you wish you were a little nicer to me now, huh?! You think I didn't hear you call me "Eduardo Squidwardo" behind my back! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU LOT'S OF DAMAGE!
The most kindest , forgiving , smart person you will ever meet. She won't let you down and won't let you be alone. To me I think Eduarda means Angel!
I want a friend just like Eduarda
Eduarda by Himynameisfinheff55 April 9, 2017

National Eduardo Day 

September 1st is know as National Eduardo Day. In National Eduardo Day, you celebrate everyone that’s named Eduardo by giving them $50
Today is National Eduardo Day? I need to give Eduardo $50 as soon as possible!
National Eduardo Day by Ed =) October 31, 2019
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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