Edifecate 

to dump knowledge on someone. Origins: Edify (to instruct) and Defecate (to shit).

If you don't shut your racist "Republicanized" mouth, I will be forced to edifecate the truth upon you.

Edifecate by the unemployable November 10, 2012

Edicate 

Edicate is when you're not edumacated enough to spell etiquette!

Not only is this poor edicate, it is also a breach of protocol.

Edicate by Rog Ebert April 3, 2009

Edecate 

Retard Dialect Educate

Edecate me, what is your favorite "urban dictionary" word

Edecate by R-Santorum November 8, 2006

Enfecated

To receive shit

Damn, that bird just shit on me. I just got enfecated!

Enfecated by Mortal Jesus November 30, 2019

Edumecate 

Simply a hipper way of saying 'Educate'.
First coined by Stephen Colbert in 'The Colbert Report' while interviewing Andrew Sullivan.

Stephen: "Mr. Sullivan, thank you so much for coming on the show. So Edumecate me here!"

Edumecate by fnky January 25, 2006

edification 

The act of explaining something yet again to Ocean Jasper. Usually relating to his confusion in regards to the true nature of Audrey's and XA's personalities.

Ocean, this is the fifth time I've told you that edification is for your own good, idiot.

edification by Ocean October 28, 2006

ejafecate 

to simultaneously shit and cum

bro I just ejafecated it's all over the wall now

ejafecate by headrushif October 6, 2019