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Edifecate 

to dump knowledge on someone. Origins: Edify (to instruct) and Defecate (to shit).
If you don't shut your racist "Republicanized" mouth, I will be forced to edifecate the truth upon you.
Edifecate by the unemployable November 10, 2012
Words you can keep
Edicate is when you're not edumacated enough to spell etiquette!
Not only is this poor edicate, it is also a breach of protocol.
Edicate by Rog Ebert April 3, 2009
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Edecate me, what is your favorite "urban dictionary" word
Edecate by R-Santorum November 8, 2006
Damn, that bird just shit on me. I just got enfecated!
Enfecated by Mortal Jesus November 30, 2019

Edumecate 

Simply a hipper way of saying 'Educate'.
First coined by Stephen Colbert in 'The Colbert Report' while interviewing Andrew Sullivan.
Stephen: "Mr. Sullivan, thank you so much for coming on the show. So Edumecate me here!"
Edumecate by fnky January 25, 2006

edification 

The act of explaining something yet again to Ocean Jasper. Usually relating to his confusion in regards to the true nature of Audrey's and XA's personalities.
Ocean, this is the fifth time I've told you that edification is for your own good, idiot.
edification by Ocean October 28, 2006

ejafecate 

to simultaneously shit and cum
bro I just ejafecated it's all over the wall now
ejafecate by headrushif October 6, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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