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Protocol 

A college sex game which began with a group of Trojans. 2-8(or more) male fraternity brothers and one freaky, super-head giving, thick ass female. The process of a girl giving a guy head then being passed off to his bruh continuing in a circle while clothes are coming off the girl.. once the clothes are off, then the train begins. The girl will switch from guy to guy when a bruh yells protocol, the girl will switch to another guy. Ass grabbing and smacking, moaning, music, alcohol, and condoms(preferably) are required for safety and success. Additional options: invite another fraternity, invite another girl, etc.
one on six:
"Protocol"
next bruh grabs girl,

girl moves to next dick
repeat
Protocol by TU's Superhead November 23, 2010
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Protocol 7 

The protocol that fully links the Wired and Real World together. Devised by Eiri Masami while he was a Tachibana Lab employee. Against the wishes of Tachibana Lab, Eiri Masami designed Protocol 7 to utilize Schumann Resonance to connect everybody to the Wired (and therefore each other) without devices.
Protocol 7 by GLU August 22, 2008

Protocol 0 

The act of one destroying all electronic possessions in order to destroy any incriminating evidence of wrongdoing
I went protocol 0 when I thought they were on to me.
Protocol 0 by mrl1138 June 23, 2017

Protocol 3 

Protocol 3 (also known as P3) means operation limit , defuse and terminate.

Phrase used by Roblox players to indicate one's targeting by a great amount of fake reports from alternative accounts , in hopes of getting them falsely banned / terminated by the auto moderation system.

It is considered to be a very popular way of causing harm to important and influential people such as developers , game staff and youtubers.
Person 1: I got banned unfairly on criminality from that based mod.

Person 2: Darn it man. What you gonna do now, appeal?

Person 1: Protocol 3
Protocol 3 by Light Guy February 12, 2023

Protocol Zero 

Used to describe when a server destroys all non-essential data in order to prevent an intruder from accessing information deemed volatile to its users (credit card numbers, social security numbers, passwords). Emails generally aren't on the list because a server would need a way to re-establish communication with the end-user.

Origin: South Park, when Skankhunt42 destroys all evidence of his trolling
We are going protocol zero. This is not a drill.
Protocol Zero by JMC43 December 6, 2017

protocol 3 

Boys are crying when they hear that.
BT-7274 : Protocol 3 : Protect the pilot
protocol 3 by KanSyden January 22, 2020

protocol 3 

Boys are crying when they hear that.
BT-7274 : Protocol 3 : Protect the pilot.
protocol 3 by KanSyden January 22, 2020
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