ejafecate 

to simultaneously shit and cum

bro I just ejafecated it's all over the wall now

ejafecate by headrushif October 6, 2019

Edifecate 

to dump knowledge on someone. Origins: Edify (to instruct) and Defecate (to shit).

If you don't shut your racist "Republicanized" mouth, I will be forced to edifecate the truth upon you.

Edifecate by the unemployable November 10, 2012

Enfecated

To receive shit

Damn, that bird just shit on me. I just got enfecated!

Enfecated by Mortal Jesus November 30, 2019

ejacucate 

To teach someone to ejaculate

He couldn't get off so I had to ejacucate him

ejacucate by crazybluekittie February 2, 2014