Edgey 

Edgey is the best father ever. He cares for his child, the Kyoko-sama and his loving MineCat. When the MineCat finds an Edgey, they immediately snuggle and make only the finest sex jokes. The Kyoko-sama is highly unworthy of the love it's parents give it but the Edgey is so kind and loving that he will accept his worthless child. Basically, the Edgey is the kindest, most loving dadther you will ever meet.

Edgey-*walks into room*
MineCat - *latches on the Edgey and gives infinite kisses and snuggles*
Kyoko-sama- DADTHER YOU'RE HOME! WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH
EdgeCat- *snuggle huggles*

Edgey by PeggyToast June 3, 2017

edgey 

i. To be "edgey" about something, i.e. To be aware of it.

ii. "Edgey" i.e. Watch out, something is about to happen.

iii. To keep an "edgey" is to keep a lookout.

i. "Edgey the free cheeseburger"

ii. "Edgey the swamp donkey coming your way"

iii. "Edgey Mr Mair, edgey the jannie".

edgey by Ali JTB August 13, 2005

set the edge 

An excuse used for a badly missed tackle in Madden. It suggests that the user deliberately "set the edge" so that the computer assistance could aid in bringing the runner down. It also implies that the user has deep understanding of gap philosophies. The phrase is often used as a defense mechanism to cover up for a lack of general skill, particularly in tackling. User generally thinks they are the best Madden player ever.

*Brandon runs with Lamar Jackson to the left and jukes Krishn on the way to a 59 yard gain.*

Krishn: Thank God I set the edge. That run would have been a touchdown for sure!
Brandon: *Rolls eyes*

set the edge by zeropersonality November 7, 2019

Ow the edge 

A phrase used to refer something too edgy

J: I wrote my homework with the blood of my enemies instead of ink :)
K: Ow the edge

Ow the edge by Ace the simp April 11, 2023

Edge of The Precious

What one says when they creepily want to peek down your pants to see the top of your vagina.

Then Taran told me to “Show him the Edge of The Precious”.

Edge of The Precious by Edge of The Precious January 22, 2020

Edgenuity 

Little known fact, Edgenuity is actually a salvaged concentration camp torture method that was dubbed too intense for use in WWII. The germans locked the contents up in an ancient server room with a label saying "DANGEROUS". When architects found the server room, however, because they were english they mistook dangerous in German (GEFÄHRLICH) for a roughly translated merge of the words "GOOD FOR LE CHILDREN". So, they repolished the ancient program as an education program and sold it to Edgenuity for thousands. The "long and boring" you refer to is simply a part of the torture methods of this program.

"D-Did they send you to edgenuity?" said Johnny
I just nodded at Johnny, showing him the bruises on my body.

Edgenuity by just a tortured student February 6, 2019

Edgenuity 

A online learning app that if you do an assessment and your phone dies, it gives you the grade without you finishing it.

"Edgenuity sucks." "I got a 20% when I did 2 questions then my phone died."

Edgenuity by PupsterDoggerino April 13, 2020